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Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
Everything is autobiography. Especially the lies.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
Almost cracked my skull open on a door. An affliction I seem to have picked up during my recent travels.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
Adding insult to near-fatal injury, the door is looking at me suspiciously now.
Shahab Siddiqi @UncleFu
@firuzap Doors are such starers! That's why I got around slamming them. Nobody believes me.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
Yesterday it was the appliances that were leaping out at me from every corner.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
I have the scar to prove it, in case you think I am making this up.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
Under attack from appliances and fixtures.
HawkesBay (Löuche) @HawkesBay
@firuzap http://t.co/0mTU7XE5 Won of my favorite songs of all time "this is a party / how did I get here..."
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
@HawkesBay "And you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?" http://t.co/hjypC7Ls
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
Another thing I don't know: is a door even a 'fixture'?
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
What are doors and windows, technically speaking? Anybody know?
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
@MariaPtweets But what is it called? An 'opening', I suppose.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
Openings, it seems. I am under attack from appliances and openings.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
You think a window hasn't tried to do me harm?
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
Was almost decapitated by a window once.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
It was a long time and the window was old and not fully domesticated.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
We gave it a home but it never seemed to fit in. I think it just didn't want to belong.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
Saw itself probably as some sort of wandering window, the rolling stone of the window world. Its lone wolf, perhaps. Minus the claws.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
And this feral window almost took my head off.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
Since then I have been wary of openings in general but attributed my resentment to paranoia.
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