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Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
Getting in through closed windows and doors.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
The back of my nose tastes like sand. Is that even possible?
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
Throat feels like it was attacked by a spider with a chainsaw.
Mira Hashmi @monadarling
@firuzap Somebody SO needs to make Spider With a Chainsaw - The Movie
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
Because of course a spider attack on its own is not scary enough.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
As a result of the sandy flavour in my nose, my cigarette now tastes like old socks.
Haseeb Asif @haseebasif
@firuzap as a result of this tweet, now my cigarette is tasting like old socks too!
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
@haseebasif I take from this that you have tasted old socks.
Haseeb Asif @haseebasif
@firuzap you literally digested knowledge? hence the smarts, i digested crayons mostly, hence rangbaaz
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
@haseebasif No I did not digest. Not crazy. Used to spit the paper out. #MostOfTheTime
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
Oh please don't try to tell me you have never tasted old socks.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
Well okay, I haven't either but if I had I know they would taste like this cigarette, which tastes of. Yes. Old socks.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
Bit of circularity happening there. Allow me remind you: I am in the middle of a sandstorm!
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
Coffee window sand is the new rock paper scissors.

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