Tak Pernah Hamil, Tapi Mengaku Keguguran Adalah Kisah Epik Perselingkuhan Josephine Bonaparthe yang Menggagalkan Rencana Perang Napoleon di Italia

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imbecile 🌈💫 @xximbecile

Napoleon pernah minta istrinya, Josephine Bonaparte, untuk berkunjung pas dia perang di Itali. Josephine menolak, bilangnya lagi hamil, gabisa jalan. Aslinya sih lg selingkuh sm Hyppolyte Charles. pic.twitter.com/XPbb3Dumnf

29/05/2020 15:50:19 WIB
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imbecile 🌈💫 @xximbecile

Di wedding night-nya, pas lagi ngewe, Napoleon nangis. Josephine ngira nangis bahagia, padahal nangis sakit soalnya kakinya abis digigit anjing. Malam pertama berakhir dia nangis sambil kompres luka karena sekarat kena rabies. (John Richard, 2006)

29/05/2020 15:53:02 WIB
imbecile 🌈💫 @xximbecile

Napoleon pernah ngancem bakal berhenti perang di Itali kalau istrinya ga nyusul. Literally ngancem ke negara, alias “bodo amat kalo istri gue ga dikirim kesini gue gamau perang”. Akhirnya, Josephine alasan keguguran. Sedih deh. Kasihan Napoleon, padahal aslinya ga pernah hamil.

29/05/2020 16:03:58 WIB
Mojati the awesome penguin @daru_jati

@xximbecile A good representation of woman disdain to diminutive male figures here

29/05/2020 16:04:07 WIB
imbecile 🌈💫 @xximbecile

Akhirnya temen baik Napoloen, Junot, ngadu. Awalnya Napoleon ga percaya, tp karena banyak bukti ya mau gmn lagi. Katanya sih Napoleon dendam banget dikasih tahu, sampai ga mau kasih kenaikan pangkat ke Junot.

29/05/2020 16:07:55 WIB
imbecile 🌈💫 @xximbecile

This information, once he confirmed it, totally destroyed Napoleon's love for Josephine. From this time onward, he never really loved another woman the way he had loved Josephine.

29/05/2020 16:09:14 WIB
Mojati the awesome penguin @daru_jati

@aeonthea @xximbecile The hand-in-waistcoat (also referred to as hand-inside-vest, hand-in-jacket, hand-held-in, or hidden hand) is a gesture commonly found in portraiture during the 18th and 19th centuries. The pose appeared by the 1750s to indicate leadership in a calm and firm manner

29/05/2020 16:10:37 WIB
imbecile 🌈💫 @xximbecile

Btw abis itu Napoleon balas dendam selingkuh di Mesir. Josephine, abis ketahuan selingkuh, baru sadar kalau Napoleon is a fucking catch and nangis2 minta balikan. Sadly, berakhir cerai.

29/05/2020 16:11:01 WIB
imbecile 🌈💫 @xximbecile

Anehnya, pas udah nikah lagi, Josephine dikasih banyak banget harta gono-gini sama Napoleon. Many believe kalau Napoleon masih sering main ke rumah Josephine juga, sembunyi2 dari Istri barunya. Gatau sih ngapain. Main Uno.

29/05/2020 16:12:47 WIB
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