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Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
Just because I'm here doesn't mean I have to say something.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
I loathe euphemisms. They could go jump in a lake for all I care.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
Not attempting the dehydration thing today.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
I vote to abolish the word 'whom'.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
If new words can be coined, surely some words can be assassinated.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
'Whom' is a useless word. Utterly and completely so. And a waste of mental energy, if you ask me.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
It doesn't add to a conversation. Unless you're looking to add awkward pauses.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
In which case, there are more elegant ways to achieve the same effect.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
('Which' is a lovely word, by the way. Wouldn't want to kill that.)
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
So, elegant ways to introduce awkward pauses. Ideas, anyone?
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
I have given the matter some thought and here is what I propose.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
1. Mention that you worship The Penguin of Death.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
2. Discuss the conversation you had last week with the cobweb in the kitchen.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
3. Describe that time when you were five and were swallowed by the drain in the bathtub.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
4. List all the things you'd like to do before you are adopted by buffalos.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
5. Begin an argument with your imaginary friend.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
6. Confess that middle names throw you into a murderous rage.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
7. Observe that the human brain is disgusting when fried but quite palatable when roasted.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
The point was that 'whom' would benefit from a quick and sudden death.
Firuza Pastakia @firuzap
People are free to disagree with me and I am free to dislike them for it.

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newcenturywoman @newcenturywoman 02/03/2012 02:54:46 WIB
But WHOM shall we clap for once "whom" is gone? :)
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