ABL&co. Live-Tweet Yet Another #CNNDebate

Someone make it stop. Please. I'm begging you. -ABLxx Seriously. Make it stop.
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John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
"This could be the most Important Debate Yet." #LieNumberOne
roadkillrefugee @rkref
Ladies and gentlemen, a bunch of middle aged white guys! #cnndebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Haven't we all heard these assclowns' views on immigration? Self-deportation. Electric fences. Time machines. #YAWN #CNNDebate
Zerlina Maxwell @ZerlinaMaxwell
Huh not a good way to come? Neither is slavery Rick. #cnndebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
MEXICANS ARE COMING TO STEAL UR SOSHUL SECURITY NUMBERZ LOL #CNNDebate
John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
All 3 of Newt Gingrich's wives share the same horrible secret - that when naked he looks rather like the letter Q.
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Shorter Newt: [insert credit card joke] [laugh track] #CNNDebate
emokidsloveme @emokidsloveme
Newt wants immigration run by Visa or Mastercard to eliminate fraud. Did I hear that? #CNNdebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
I'd like to convert my Mexican neighbors to Traveler's Cheques. Newt, can we get American Express in on this action? #CNNDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
I spelled "cheques" like a fancy person. Because I'm fancy.
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
PEOPLE WERE BROUGHT HERE BY COYOTES?! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA #CNNDEBATE
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Shorter Mittens: MOWGLI IS COMING FOR YOUR FAMILY. #CNNDebate
Ian Boudreau @iboudreau
Under your administration, would it become legal to pinch illegal immigrants and gays with pliers? #cnndebate
roadkillrefugee @rkref
People also leave this country because we're a nation of laws. Like when the Romney clan fled to Mexico to practice polygamy. #cnndebate
G O L D I E. @goldietaylor
Well, finally Mitt has put the Mexican card on the table. Wondered when he'd do that.
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Mittens just played the Hispanic card to wild applause. #CNNDebate
roadkillrefugee @rkref
Marco Rubio is Romney's immigration beard. #cnndebate
Zerlina Maxwell @ZerlinaMaxwell
LOL Romney pretending to be offended is kind of hilarious. #CNNDebate
Joy Reid @JoyAnnReid
Mitt drops the "my father was born in Mexico" hankie, thus conferring fake immigrant status and inviting unfortunate research. #cnndebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
RT @Tiffuhkneexoxo: Mitt grew some balls. // Obama let Mittens borrow his.
John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
I once got caught self-deporting in Catholic School.
Joy Reid @JoyAnnReid
Fun fact: Romney just used his father's childhood in a Mormon polygamist colony to make it appear he might be of Hispanic origin. #cnndebate
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