ABL&co. Live-Tweet the #SOTU

Because patriotism. -ABLxx P.S. I made it right to the end of the address before being thrown into Twitmo, so I didn't include any Mitch Daniel-related tweets. I know you're verrah upset.
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Joy Reid @JoyAnnReid
Alrighty tweeps, all set for the #SOTU. What's the over-under on someone yelling "you lie!"...?
Jamil Smith @JamilSmith
This is just about my favorite night in all of politics. #SOTU
Jamil Smith @JamilSmith
This may be the one night that, no matter what, it's cool to shake the hand of the President of the United States. #SOTU
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Hillary... rockin' the headband. I'm not sure how I feel about it. I guess I'll allow it. #SOTU
Jessica @vdaze
RT @AngryBlackLady: Hillary... rockin' the headband. I'm not sure how I feel about it. I guess I'll allow it. #SOTU // Denied.
roadkillrefugee @rkref
#Spoileralert Mitch Daniels will be a raging douche tonight. #SOTU
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Kinda want to put Ruth Bader Ginsburg in my pocket, too. #SOTU
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Somebody check President Obama's back to make sure Cantor didn't tape a "kick me" sign. #hesaweasel #SOTU
roadkillrefugee @rkref
Michelle clipped Prez Obama's tie in half right before he walked out. #sotu #westwing
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Ruth Bader G. is so cute. This tiny little woman with a fucking GINORMOUS BRAIN. #SOTU
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
"Ladies and gentlemen... I have the distinct privilege of introducing this nigga right here." #iknow #icouldnthelpit #SOTU
Joy Reid @JoyAnnReid
O goes for the Bin Laden winner straight away. #SOTU
Jamil Smith @JamilSmith
Oh, yeah -- Osama is dead. He could drop the mic and bounce. #SOTU
LOLGOP @LOLGOP
Class war - n. the only war George W. Bush ever won.
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
On a scale of Hammered to Shitcanned, how drunk is Orange Julius? #SOTU
Jessica @vdaze
POTUS is totally on John Boehner's lawn. #SOTU
Elon James White @elonjames
John Boehner is thinking about that pastrami sandwich in his office fridge... #SOTU
Jamil Smith @JamilSmith
"The state of our Union is getting stronger." Good; no need to bullshit. #SOTU
LOLGOP @LOLGOP
State of Our Union: Getting stronger.
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Shorter Obama: I created jobs. Bush did two things: JACK and SHIT. #SOTU
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