ABL Tweets the Florida Debate

I had a doozy of a chirpstory going last night and then I lost it. Stupid computer. So I'm just throwing my own tweets in a story. Sorry all those other people whose tweets were interspersed with mine thus creating a masterpiece of GOP fuckery. It took too long to do and I'm not going back. I CAN'T GO BACK. Read More
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Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
#ABLC is live-tweeting the shit out of this debate. @allanbrauer is chirpstorying it, @asiangrrlMN is blogging it, & I’m doing what I want.
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Doing what I want = drinking, flipping the bird to the sky, banging my head against the wall, and generally being profane. #winning
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Brian Williams: The debate topics are wide open... much like Santorum’s frothy [redacted]. #FLDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
REAGAN WAS THE THIRD WORD OUT OF NEWT’S MOUTH. DRINK THE BOTTLE. #FLDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Is this fucker for real? Newt *left* the Speakership? DUDE, YOU GOT KICKED THE FUCK OUT. #FLDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Shorter Romney: I was the Michael Phelps of the 1980-whatever Winter Olympics. #FLDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Shorter Newt: Dang, Mitt? Why you bringin’ up old shit? #FLDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Is Brian Williams trying to hypnotize Newt into not being a dick to the debate moderator? He’s lulling me to slee-zzzzzzzz. #FLDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Shorter Mitt: Fuck you Newt. I’m bringing up old shit. #FLDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Santorum’s path to victory is through your uterus. #FLDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Is it my monitor, or is Rick Santorum in blackface? His face is a different color than his neck. #FLDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
never isn’t funny RT @vdaze: This is your daily reminder: You are on Ron Paul's lawn. #FLDebate cc @AngryBlackLady
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Shorter Paul: I’m not going to run as a third party candidate unless I do. #FLDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Newt and Ron should just go on a date already. #bromance #FLDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
+ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz RT @BeachPeanuts: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz #FLDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
what i wouldn’t give to hear someone say 999. #IAmAmerica #FLDebate RT @goldietaylor: Damn, I miss Herman. Oh, the hilarity.
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
hahaha RT @ShadowySalmon: @AngryBlackLady What a cute old couple. Look honey, they have matching dog whistles.
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
OH MAH GAWLLLLLLL I’M SOOOOO BOOOOOOORED. #FLDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Can I just go on record as saying I don’t give a good gotdamn about Mitten Romney’s tax returns? Yes? Ok. It’s on the record. #FLDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Mittens is sort of kicking Newt's ass right now. I like it. #FLDebate
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