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❄️Lady L-A of RiverRun❄️ @LAsweetlight
Y'all. This is the best thread ever written! It has EVERYTHING! Covert missions, parrots, mom & daughter bonding, true love, and family secrets! @Himynameisnoor has written a story for the ages and I am here for it! 💖😭💖😭💖 #parentsarethebest #familysecrets twitter.com/Himynameisnoor…
Noor @Himynameisnoor
Thread. My mum is absolutely mad. This conversation just happened over the phone. I’m in my room upstairs, and she’s downstairs.

Suatu hari, kejadian unik menimpa Noor—ibunya mendadak kepingin beli burung beo.

Noor @Himynameisnoor
She called and whispered “can you keep a secret” Me: Um... sure? Mum: I need you to come with me to go get a parrot. Me: What??? Mum, not again. Mum: please just come, if you don’t, I’ll go alone Me: YOU CAN’T HAVE A SECRET PARROT IN THE HOUSE
Noor @Himynameisnoor
Mum: I CAN Me: HOW. How will you hide this parrot? Mum: In the kitchen Me: LITERALLY THE LEAST DISCRETE PLACE IN THE HOUSE Mum: It could work Me: MUM Mum: WELL NONE OF YOU WILL LET ME HAVE CHICKENS Me: oh don’t bring the chickens up again
Noor @Himynameisnoor
Mum: ... Me: where would you even get a parrot? Mum: I know a woman. Me: Who? Mum: just a woman. With parrots. Me: [sigh] Where is she based Mum: somewhere Me: MUM. Mum: Look, I need a parrot
Noor @Himynameisnoor
Me: You don’t NEED a parrot, no one NEEDS a parrot Mum: You’ll understand with age. Me: ????????? Mum: so are you coming? Me: I... [sigh] you... [sigh] Mum: is that a yes???
Noor @Himynameisnoor
Me: When? Mum: Now Me: NOW? Mum: Now. Me: ... NOW??? Mum: get in the car. Me: mum no, please. We can’t do this. Plus I’m busy until 3pm Mum: 3pm. Be in the car. Me: Omg dad is allergic to... Mum: HE’S NOT, HE TELLS LIES Me: MUM. Why would he lie??
Noor @Himynameisnoor
Mum: ...he has an agenda. Me: [exasperated] what Mum: an anti-parrot agenda Me: please be reasonable, we have a cat Mum: they will be best friends Me: mum Mum: 3pm. Me: MUM Mum: Be in the car. Me: YOU’RE INSA- [she hangs up]
Noor @Himynameisnoor
I’m going to try and talk her out of this. It’s ludicrous, we have two people in the house who might be allergic AND A CAT. Will keep this thread updated 🤦🏽‍♀️

Dari ceritanya di atas, ibu dan ayah Noor nampak berselisih. Di sisi si ayah, sepertinya punya alergi sehingga tak ingin dekat-dekat burung, sedangkan di sisi si ibu, malah kepingin banget punya burung beo.

Noor @Himynameisnoor
I TRIED TO TALK HER OUT OF IT AND NOW SHE’S SAYING ‘PARROT’ WITH AN ‘S’. She wants more than one??? Me: THIS IS RIDICULOUS Mum: YOU CAN’T JUST GET ONE. It’ll need little friends.
Noor @Himynameisnoor
I can’t believe I’m having to bargain with her. Trying to talk her down down from 4 to 1. PREFERABLY NONE.
Noor @Himynameisnoor
She’s a stone cold liar. No one else in the house knows she’s going on this parrot mission. She just lied to my sister about where we’re going. My sister would actually scream if she knew about my mum’s antics. Ngl, I’m starting to give in. Sitting here watching my mum lie like pic.twitter.com/qfH5k1XfAQ

Dan akhirnya proyek rahasia Noor dan ibunyapun berjalan. Noor dan ibunya pergi ke pasar burung demi mencari beo.

Noor @Himynameisnoor
We’re on our way to see the parrot lady. My mother looks crazy. She’s driving really fast and giggling to herself pic.twitter.com/Bl2kiDPRbg
Noor @Himynameisnoor
My sister just called me asking where we are, my mum mouthed “TES-CO, say we’re at TES-CO”. I’m sweating. pic.twitter.com/C5DzxG9SBj
Noor @Himynameisnoor
WE’RE HERE. BIRD LADY HAS CHICKENS. Mum is getting carried away pic.twitter.com/0axYXw5OFS
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Mereka membeli sepasang burung ini.

Noor @Himynameisnoor
My sister keeps calling. There’s going to be drama when we get home pic.twitter.com/HlKrJGPRHL
Noor @Himynameisnoor
You don’t understand. We’ve been having this bird argument for a decade now. My mum has been fighting to get birds in the house for YEARS. There’s 11 of us, and half of the fam have always protested. I tried to talk sense to her but she’s gone full rogue.

Ternyata si ibu berhasil menghasut anggota keluarganya yang lain untuk menerima burung beo di rumahnya. Tinggal sisa si ayah yang masih belum yakin…

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