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justin drury ♡ @justinwdrury
I still think about this thread OFTEN !! If you haven’t read, it may be the best thing you read all day. twitter.com/zaktoscani/sta…
Jamie Paton @JalapenoJamie
@justinwdrury Justin. Thank you. HONESTLY JUST THANK YOU I NEEDED THIS

Suatu hari, di kantor Zak Toscani (@zactoscani) ada rekannya yang kehilangan makan siangnya (nasi goreng udang) yang ia simpan di kulkas.

Zak Toscani @zaktoscani
Co-worker got his lunch stolen and they’ve agreed to let him watch the security camera tape. This is the most excited I’ve ever been at any job ever. Ever.
Zak Toscani @zaktoscani
The lunch in question was shrimp fried rice which means this escalates from a misdemeanor to felony no doubt
Zak Toscani @zaktoscani
Case facts: Lunch was in fridge for less than an hour before it vanished. No shrimp smell remnants in the microwave or kitchen area. This was a professional hit no doubt

Dan si "korban" ternyata sudah melihat rekaman CCTV-nya dan mengetahui siapa pelakunya… yang ternyata adalah rekan Zak lainnya di kantor yang posisi duduk di sebelah Zak.

Zak Toscani @zaktoscani
HOLY SHIT. He’s back. He watched the tape. He knows who did it.
Zak Toscani @zaktoscani
So the man who’s lunch was stolen sits across from me. The person who stole his lunch sits RIGHT NEXT TO ME! She left for the day before the investigation started

Anehnya, si "pencuri" tidak memakan nasi goreng itu, namun membuangnya ke tempat sampah. Motifnya masih menjadi misteri!

Zak Toscani @zaktoscani
According to the video, this psychopath DIDNT EVEN EAT THE FOOD. She took it out of the fridge and threw and buried it in the trash
Zak Toscani @zaktoscani
Her motives remain completely unknown. In lieu of what he saw on the tape he has decided to not to press the matter anymore. I can’t say I blame him. We don’t know what this women’s fully capable of
Zak Toscani @zaktoscani
Points to clarify: he bought the shrimp fried rice around 11:30am (carry out) and put it in the fridge to chill until he takes lunch at noon. So she had exactly a 30min window of time to do what she did. There was no intention of microwaving the food

Untungnya, si korban tak ingin memperpanjang masalah… tapi bagian HRD tak mau tinggal diam. Mereka malah mengirim email ke semua pegawai kantor soal jangan mencuri makan siang orang lain.

Zak Toscani @zaktoscani
Update: Ok so when dude watched the video with HR they asked “what do you want to do about it?” he told them he was solely interested in who did it and that he didn’t want to be responsible for someone getting fired
Zak Toscani @zaktoscani
After charges were dropped, HR sent a company wide email about not stealing people’s lunches. She is scheduled to arrive at work in 20min. My blood is on cocaine

Hari berikutnya, si "pelaku" akhirnya datang ke kantor… dan, dari email yang dikirim HRD, saat ini semua orang di kantor sudah tahu bahwa dialah pelakunya…

Zak Toscani @zaktoscani
She has walked into the room. And the room is dead silent. Dead fucking silent yet there is a palpable explosive energy pulsing through everyone but her
Zak Toscani @zaktoscani
From the moment she walked in, I’ve just been staring at her. Watched her open her email and now she clicked on the goddamn HR email! Holy fuck strap in - here we go!
Zak Toscani @zaktoscani
I can’t move. I simply cannot move, anything could happen right now

Dan respon si "pelaku" setelah duduk dan membaca email dari HRD adalah…

Zak Toscani @zaktoscani
!!!! After seeing the HR email she says out loud “woah. Someone stole a lunch? Who would do something like that?” !!! I may have to run out of this room
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