FOOD REVIEW: Mickey D's C.B.O.

Review of McDonald's new Cheddar Bacon Onion sandwich with behind the scenes details.
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the feasting continues with this mickey d's CBO for lunch! with "full of flavor" written write on the box you know you're in for a treat!
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i crack open the box (not before scarfin a fry tho!) and the luscious smell of onion steam smacks my face! Wimps beware! this is a man-meal!
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i pop the top on this bad boy and check out what awaits me: first off WHITE CHEDDAR, this is a luxury cheese with bold complex flavors!
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Those onions with the flavor you smell a mile away and get your tongue salivation. and of course, a meaty slices of premium bacon! EPIC!
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That's the C B O. But don't forget about the king of meats: ANGUS BEEF! This is the manly USA version of those lame japanese kobe cows!
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And a premium bun like you see in movies completes this delicacy that's a steal at 7$ PLUS includes Frys (THE FRYS) and a coke!
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First bite i take a mouthfull of fires and then a chomp of 'ger making sure to get a lil bit each of C B and O then swig down some coke!
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As im chewing all this up im transported to food heaven where a chorus of angels are singing an ode to rich flavor!
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i honestly feel as that this taste revelation can only be matched by a night out with the boys at a fancy Steakhouse like Outback Steakhouse
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my dog is snivvlin' at my feet to get his chompers on this CBO, but i say "this aint for you this is Daddy's Taste Country #1 for My Mouth"
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im getin full but i know that the chefs at mcdonalds perfectly engineered the taste profile for the whol thing to be eaten & i power through
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In conclusion the CBO is the flavor sensation that's sweeping the nation and if you're ever hungry its a great thing to eat...no...EXPERIENC
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GIGGLE FACOTRY RATING - CBO : A+ Price: 7$ Flavor: OFF DA CHARTS Tips: splurge the extra 45 cents and add some Mac Sauce and hold on tight!
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BEHIND THE SCENES - So i pull up to the mickey d's order thing and the lady asks me if i wanna try a CBO. I say "im intrigued. sell me onit"
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She starts describing all the toppings and the perfectly balanced flavors but i could hardly pay attention after hearing BACON and ANGUS
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I said "lady, i don't know what all you just said but you had me at "Premium Real-Pork Bacon" gimme the combo and supersize it!
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She said they don't super size anymore so i asked what the largest was and she said large and i said' well gimme a large and add a small fry
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i pulled to the first window and she noted that my hand was shaking when i handed her the card i said "IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS JOURNEY!"
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She said "oh are you going somewhere?" and I said "NO. THIS FLAVOUR JOURNEY TO THE LAND OF ANGUS AND BACON"
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She said, don't forget the white cheddar! and we laughed and i pulled forward.
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I pulled up to the second window and this pimple faced dude handed me my cup and it was drippin down the side and i said "HEY FREAKFACE! ...
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DONT THEY TEACH YOU TO WIPE DOWN THE SIDE OF THE CUP WITH A NAPKIN IN BURGER SCHOOL YOU PATHETIC NOBODY
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And he got a manager and he said while he was sorry about the mess i shouldn't talk to his employees like that
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And to that i said, when you make over 10k a year, maybe then you can educate ME, pops (cause he was old) just give me my CBO!
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So he did and told me to not come back but i was driving my wifes car, so good luck to them to try and stop me.
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