Most Important Twitter Conversation Ever

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llanes @tllanes
@Jennyjinx Twitter sez I wasn't following you. What the fark?
ZombieJinx 🦀 ™®©° @Jennyjinx
@tllanes It's amazing. Lucky for you you remedied that. Haha!
ZombieJinx 🦀 ™®©° @Jennyjinx
@tllanes I'm going to contact Twitter immediately & demand ALL of their records. We'll get to the bottom if this malarkey! #exlamationpoint
Very Serious People™ @TheXclass
@Jennyjinx @tllanes Just falsify a TRO, make up some PO Box address and off to ur local twitter store. You can then buy the IP addresses.
llanes @tllanes
@TheXclass @Jennyjinx *snicker* Y'all are razor-tongued rascals.
Very Serious People™ @TheXclass
@tllanes @Jennyjinx Mockery beats rage-filled paranoid ramblings every day!
ZombieJinx 🦀 ™®©° @Jennyjinx
@TheXclass @tllanes Why buy them? I'll just borrow my neighbor's. And aren't you supposed to stay 50 tweets away from me?
llanes @tllanes
WERD >>> RT @TheXclass: @tllanes @Jennyjinx Mockery beats rage-filled paranoid ramblings every day!
ZombieJinx 🦀 ™®©° @Jennyjinx
@tllanes @TheXclass What the fuck ever. If I didn't have my RAGE I would be an empty shell of a tro... er...person.
Very Serious People™ @TheXclass
@Jennyjinx @tllanes I just greased the palm of the same same judge who granted the fake TRO with a 40 follower bundle. Now I can violate u!
llanes @tllanes
@TheXclass @jennyjinx BAHAHA! Can I pay u in followers for a loaf of bread? My kids are so hungry, mister.
Very Serious People™ @TheXclass
@Jennyjinx @tllanes Rage is cool. Paranoid ramblings are not. Happily, your rants are chock full of common sense, decency, and logic.
ZombieJinx 🦀 ™®©° @Jennyjinx
@TheXclass @tllanes LIES! ALL LIES! Links or it didn't happen, you teller of tall tales. I can't even BELIEVE you said that about ME. Hmph.
Very Serious People™ @TheXclass
@tllanes @jennyjinx They are currency. As much as those green pieces of paper with dead presidents pix.
ZombieJinx 🦀 ™®©° @Jennyjinx
@TheXclass @tllanes I'm about to IP address your ass. It is so on now. Let me get myself a sock in case you block me.
ZombieJinx 🦀 ™®©° @Jennyjinx
@TheXclass @tllanes Where have you been? They're way better than money. Some day I'm going to be a rich girl... *sighs dreamily*
Very Serious People™ @TheXclass
@Jennyjinx @tllanes I've got this thing rigged. I'm artificially inflating the value of followers to create a bubble.I'll sell b4 it pops!
Friend to all cats @lols_ohio
@TheXclass @Jennyjinx @tllanes Pardon my interruption, but what do you know of the Library of Congress storing tweets as some claim?
Very Serious People™ @TheXclass
@tllanes @Jennyjinx Yes. My scientists have been tweaking the Black-Shoals model to optimize the value of marketable FDS derivatives.
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