Live-Tweeting the #IowaDebate Fail Parade Because America

These people make me lose my will to live. That is all. -ABLxx
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Karoli #BidenHarris2020 @Karoli

Why are all these debates introduced like a football game? Rhetorical question. No need to answer.

11/12/2011 08:34:02 WIB
Person, Woman, Man, Zandar, TV @ZandarVTS

Perry: "9-9-9. Just kidding. Actually my 1-2-3 plan."

11/12/2011 09:05:10 WIB
Karoli #BidenHarris2020 @Karoli

Rick Perry unveils his 202020 plan. And tries to hijack populist anti bank sentiment. #IowaDebate

11/12/2011 09:10:03 WIB
Karoli #BidenHarris2020 @Karoli

Bachmann invokes 999. You can run but can't hide. #IowaDebate

11/12/2011 09:10:41 WIB
Person, Woman, Man, Zandar, TV @ZandarVTS

Bachmann: POUR ONE ON THE FLO' FOR HERMAN. Wait, what?

11/12/2011 09:10:33 WIB
E&J Hobsbawm @JAMyerson

"@JoshuaHol: Frothy one is now emitting a stream of English-language words. #IowaDebate" Literal LOL in the room here.

11/12/2011 09:13:59 WIB
Midsomer Murder Hornet @mpersandy

Shorter Rick Santorum "I WILL SODOMIZE THE LOT OF YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP MAKING FUN OF THE LOOK ON MY FACE". #IowaDebate

11/12/2011 10:34:42 WIB
Karoli #BidenHarris2020 @Karoli

Santorum wants to grow jobs in a Petri dish. That's just wrong. #IowaDebate

11/12/2011 09:14:19 WIB
Person, Woman, Man, Zandar, TV @ZandarVTS

Bachmann: I LAUGH AT YOUR TAX CUTS, TAX CUTS SUCK

11/12/2011 09:15:33 WIB
roadkillrefugee @rkref

Michelle Bachmann: because America loves a tax attorney. #gopdebate

11/12/2011 09:16:00 WIB
Karoli #BidenHarris2020 @Karoli

Bachmann just lied. Again, it's her native tongue. #socsec #iowadebate

11/12/2011 09:16:10 WIB
Person, Woman, Man, Zandar, TV @ZandarVTS

Romney: Michele, you ignorant slut. I hate Obama more.

11/12/2011 09:16:53 WIB
Person, Woman, Man, Zandar, TV @ZandarVTS

Romney: Newt, you ignorant slut. I hate Obama more.

11/12/2011 09:20:21 WIB
roadkillrefugee @rkref

Romney showing his rebellious side tonight. If you look closely, there's a hair out of place above his left ear. #gopdebate

11/12/2011 09:17:15 WIB
ExtremeLiberal (Jim) @ExtremeLiberal

Everyone Google Santorum again, then take a drink.

11/12/2011 09:18:49 WIB
G O L D I E. @goldietaylor

Gingrich to Romney: The only reason you didn't become a career politician is because you lost to Teddy Kennedy in 1994.

11/12/2011 09:22:51 WIB
Joshua Holland 🔥 @JoshuaHol

Newt to Mitt: Even a Kennedy can kick your ass, loser. #IowaDebate

11/12/2011 09:22:39 WIB
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