Hate Tweeting The Blind Side

The ever hilarious Elon James White (@elonjames) hate tweets the movie The Blind Side.
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Elon James White @elonjames
I'm genuinely trying to write but Saundra Bullock is saving poor black people on HBO and I'm simply riveted...
Elon James White @elonjames
Oh dear. Saundra Bullock just took Poor black guy to his poor black home surrounded by poor black stereotypes. This is amazing.
Elon James White @elonjames
But there's a JOURNEY. The White Lady has to learn too! RT @rainbowlite @elonjames The poor black kid plays for the NFL. Now go do your work
Elon James White @elonjames
EXCELLENT. #WhiteSaviors RT @calling_cthulhu: @elonjames next up on The White Savior Network, The Help.
Elon James White @elonjames
OMG! Poor Black dude just keeps making Saundra Bullock sad. He never had a bed or had stories read to him. He's a bummer.
Elon James White @elonjames
Saundra Bullock just stood up to her racist rich friends. THATS RIGHT WHITE SAVIOR LADY. SAVE HIM EVERYWHERE.
Elon James White @elonjames
Oh snap! Sandra Bullock just walked into social services and jumped a line with nothing but her White sass.
Elon James White @elonjames
Sandra Bullock is now confronting poor Black dude's poor black mama. CAUSE SHE CARES. #WhiteSaviors
Elon James White @elonjames
Poor Black Mama is now poor Black crying and White Awesome Sandra Bullock is consoling her.
Elon James White @elonjames
Awww. Awesome White Sandra Bullock adopted Poor black dude and BOUGHT HIM A CAR. Where can i get me one of these White families?
Elon James White @elonjames
And Poor black dude crashes new car while rapping...
Elon James White @elonjames
No seriously. Poor Black dude gets new White awesome family & a car and crashes it with small white child WHILE RAPPING.
Elon James White @elonjames
Awesome White Sandra Bullock isn't even mad that Poor Black dude almost killed her child while rapping. CAUSE SHE'S AWESOMELY WHITE.
Elon James White @elonjames
Awesome White Sandra Bullock just turned ditzy poor Black dude into an amazing Football player. WITH 16 WORDS.
Elon James White @elonjames
I DID NOT KNOW WHITE WOMEN COULD CREATE FOOTBALL STARS WITH 16 WORDS. THEY ARE MAGIC. THEY SHOULD BE TAUGHT AT HOGWARTZ!
Elon James White @elonjames
Awesome White Sandra Bullock just called a play at the HS Football game. No, she's not the coach. SHE'S JUST THAT AWESOMELY SASSY & WHITE.
Elon James White @elonjames
You need Sandra Bullock, obviously. RT @legilimency: @elonjames Aw man, I'm already white. Where's my car?!
Elon James White @elonjames
See--poor Black dude is actually full of talent and wisdom--he just needs a healthy dose of White love to open his eyes. #WHITELOVE
Elon James White @elonjames
What #TheBlindside teaches us is if White people find poor homeless Black dudes they can create highly sought after football stars.
Elon James White @elonjames
If I was White I'd get in my car and go homeless black guy hunting NOW... his Mama will have abandoned him cause THAT'S HOW THEY IS...
Elon James White @elonjames
Wait. Rich White Lady saves Poor Negro Boy so he can play football at Ol' Miss? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Elon James White @elonjames
Wait. Rich White Lady saves Poor Negro Boy so he can play football at Ol' Miss? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Elon James White @elonjames
Awww snap. Kathy Bates and Sandra Bullock are doing a Awesome White Lady TAG TEAM. Hitting him with #WhiteLove left & right...
Elon James White @elonjames
Dear White People: Please bottle #WhiteLove & sell it. Then we could throw it out of car windows in the ghetto like malatov cocktails...
Elon James White @elonjames
#WhiteLove is so magical the child of awesomely White Sandra Bullock is smarter & more savy than the poor black dude 10 yrs his senior.
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