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Hogg Towers - GUARDIAN JOURNALIST (REAL) @piss_wizard

how difficult is sex with stilts. do you need a skyscraper or something

08/11/2012 07:34:30 WIB
Hogg Towers - GUARDIAN JOURNALIST (REAL) @piss_wizard

has anyone tried just stuffing blu tac in their bellend as a contraceptive

08/11/2012 07:38:43 WIB
Hogg Towers - GUARDIAN JOURNALIST (REAL) @piss_wizard

can you put bees in your dick to make it more pleasurable for the receiver

08/11/2012 07:40:16 WIB
Hogg Towers - GUARDIAN JOURNALIST (REAL) @piss_wizard

has anyone made a dildo you put on a horse saddle and then yeah

08/11/2012 07:43:12 WIB
Hogg Towers - GUARDIAN JOURNALIST (REAL) @piss_wizard

what if you taped a million dildos to a million birds do you thinnk anyone would feel good about that

08/11/2012 07:44:24 WIB
Hogg Towers - GUARDIAN JOURNALIST (REAL) @piss_wizard

what if you taped a million dildos to a single whale. some monstrous dildo seabeast fucking everything up in a variety of ways

08/11/2012 07:45:22 WIB
Hogg Towers - GUARDIAN JOURNALIST (REAL) @piss_wizard

do you think superman and lois lane ever boned in mid air

08/11/2012 07:45:55 WIB
Hogg Towers - GUARDIAN JOURNALIST (REAL) @piss_wizard

do you think obama and joe biden have ever kissed a little

08/11/2012 07:48:13 WIB
Hogg Towers - GUARDIAN JOURNALIST (REAL) @piss_wizard

make it an olympic sport to throw stuff into my butt from a distance

08/11/2012 07:50:19 WIB
Hogg Towers - GUARDIAN JOURNALIST (REAL) @piss_wizard

shove your hand so far up my ass that you can stick your finger in my dick and wiggle it around

08/11/2012 07:52:52 WIB
Hogg Towers - GUARDIAN JOURNALIST (REAL) @piss_wizard

do you think a bird ever got pregnant after another bird got it's bird dick messed up in a jet engine spraying sperm into a bird vagina

08/11/2012 07:54:25 WIB
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