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06/11/2012 13:36:18 WIB
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Anatomy of a [Shaadi] Crash
I decide to go to a random shaadi to steal food. All sorts of tweeters weigh in with their advice.
My wife is trying to convince me to dress up and sneak into the shaadi hall nearby to steal some food. Has anyone tried this? Tips?
04/11/2012 22:31:22 WIB
Easy Peezy. Just act confident and be on the phone for the most part.
04/11/2012 22:32:12 WIB
walk in like you own the place?
04/11/2012 22:32:46 WIB
dress up, walk in smile and meet guests. its really that simple
04/11/2012 22:32:53 WIB
Me and my cousin, once asked our servant to sneak up, and bring some ice cream. And it worked :D
04/11/2012 22:35:09 WIB
If caught claim you are Naseer Bhai's bhaanja. Don't worry. There is always a Naseer Bhai at weddings
04/11/2012 22:36:29 WIB
Ali Bhai has a higher chance of success. And there are 100s of Ali Bhais in each family.
04/11/2012 22:37:55 WIB
go like a boss
04/11/2012 22:38:14 WIB
What, you haven't done this before? It's fun. Just play cool. Eat but don't spill. Go with her.
04/11/2012 22:38:27 WIB
Enter and scatter....dont follow..."one for all / all for one"....if anyone gets caught....he/she quietly leaves
04/11/2012 22:42:43 WIB
04/11/2012 23:03:44 WIB
simply say you're a driver of falaana sahab (point at a man far away). Dinner is served!
04/11/2012 22:42:52 WIB
looks like a lot of people are talking from experience. Now I know shadion main itni public kiun hoti hai!
04/11/2012 22:47:02 WIB
Why is everyone saying to dressup, i say dress-low, pretend you're with the Kitchen staff, Bring a DAIG home!
04/11/2012 22:34:08 WIB
OK thank you all for the advice on how to get in. Now for step 2. How do I take the food out, to bring it home? Take shopping bags with me?
04/11/2012 22:50:27 WIB
you pay off a waiter dude to get his outfit. load shit up on a tray and walk right off with it.
04/11/2012 22:51:53 WIB
take 2 plates piled with food out & say its for Aunty jee... No one will question that.
04/11/2012 22:51:33 WIB
Rookie mistake. Take 2 big ass plates, fill one n cover with the other. U r taking it for "them" in a hurry if asked
04/11/2012 23:03:03 WIB
Hey wait:O - Don't forget to take a DSLR, if all fails, you're the Wedding Photographer... and you need food.
04/11/2012 23:13:12 WIB
Sky is Neela
if you get caught, don't feign a heart attack... They just get more angry..
04/11/2012 23:19:40 WIB
I have done this. Back in the day. U can always switch between "from boys side" to "..girls side" depending who u talking to
04/11/2012 23:57:45 WIB
Feisal H. Naqvi
Amateurs! 1st step is to hug bride's father & express regrets that "uncle" couldn't come. 9/10 times FoB then serves you.
05/11/2012 00:06:16 WIB
As a crowning jewel in this excellent charade, please hand in an empty envelope as well.
04/11/2012 23:50:26 WIB
OK gang this is it. Have put on a suit and shoes. Leaving for the shaadi now. Wish me luck!!
04/11/2012 23:12:00 WIB
this is KK's wife. He has just left to do the
04/11/2012 23:17:51 WIB
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06/11/2012 16:39:39 WIB
ahahah .. this is brilliant .. *tips pagri* ... well done, sir
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