Herman Cain Held a Press Conference About Herman Cain

With the shouldn't-need-to-be-said caveat that sexual harassment or assault is not a laughing matter, here are some quips, barbs, and general hilarities about Herman Cain Presents "I Will Upgrade Your Suite So Hard."
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Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Idiot lawyer alert. Of course you didn’t parade around your clients bc they weren’t making allegations against a FUCKING POTUS CANDIDATE.
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Dude. Fuck off. Women NEVER FORGET BEING SEXUALLY HARASSED. Asshole. #HermanCain #p2 #TFY
Shoqqed You're Not @Shoq
She was forced to keep her head down. RT @lynnsweet: Herman Cain tells ABC/Yahoo: Does not remember Sharon Bialek http://t.co/Kjoi69MO
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
RT @beardedstoner: Herman Cain's attorney says he's been practicing "lawl" for over 30 years. What's that? /… (cont) http://t.co/dAOcuLjp
𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐝 π’π­π¨π§πžπ« @beardedstoner
I understand the optics of why Herman Cain would want a white Southern lawyer. But why'd he have to get an antebellum one?
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Dude needs a seersucker suit and a mint julep. #HermanCain #p2 #TFY
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
#HermanCain is gonna run on stage and yell "YEAH I WANTED THEM TO DIE!!!! AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!" #ATimeToGrope #p2 #TFY
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
FTMFW. RT @ALBDamn: @AngryBlackLady "YES I WANTED THAT ASS AND I HOPE SHE SWALLOWS AS WELL!!" #aTimeToGrope #CainWreck
Zandar Enjoys Muellered Cider @ZandarVTS
If Herman Cain says "I will now express my defense in terms of interpretive dance" FINISH THE BOTTLE.
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Shorter Cain: Bitch, I don't know you like that! #HermanCain #p2 #TFY
Zandar Enjoys Muellered Cider @ZandarVTS
Shorter Cain: "Ohhh wicked fate! Why have you bestowed upon me these jughands?"
Jessica @vdaze
Cain has harassed so many women, he can't possibly remember them all by name. Come on, you guys. Be reasonable.
Zandar Enjoys Muellered Cider @ZandarVTS
Clearly Herman Cain needs to establish that he is the Shogun of Harlem in this scene.
Jessica @vdaze
Herman Cain is talking about Herman Cain in the third person. How sophisticated...and...no, I want him to stop it.
Dub Pool @dubpool
@vdaze Bob Dole says Herman Cain should stop talking about Herman Cain the way Bob Dole talks about Bob Dole.
𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐝 π’π­π¨π§πžπ« @beardedstoner
Herman Cain is not going to let these trollops prevent Herman Cain from becoming President Herman Cain.
𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐝 π’π­π¨π§πžπ« @beardedstoner
Just because a 3rd (and a 4th, 5th...) person has accused Herman Cain, doesn't mean Herman Cain has to speak in the 3rd person.
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