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Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
crap. i really don’t think i have enough booze for this. #GOPDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure I just saw Snoop Dogg in the audience. #CNNDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
RT @johndunagan: @AngryBlackLady Rollin' down the street (layin' peeps off), sippin' on cuts and nukes! #GOPDebate // hahahahaha
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Why is Herman Cain's head so damn shiny? He polishes it 9 times a day. #CNNDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Ron Paul looks like my grandpa on my mom's side. Bushy eyebrows and all. #WhitePeePawsUnite #CNNDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
I'm Governor Goodhair. By the end of the first hour, all you bitches in the front row are not gonna be wearing any panties. #CNNDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Shorter Bachmann: I'm a job creator. I adopted kids and made them polish the floor with toothbrushes. I paid 'em a quarter. #CNNDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
I'm Michelle Bachmann and I'm accompanying Marcus to a costume party. He said to dress up like a Village Person. I look dumb. #CNNDebate
Ian Boudreau @iboudreau
Bachmann should be serving Singapore slings on a cruise ship. What the fuck is that jacket? #CNNdebate #kindagaytweets
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
RT @count_01: @AngryBlackLady Wouldn't that be eighty-sixed? I haven't got numbers to back that up, but... #mathjokespeople // haha totes
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
@count_01 my earlier tweet wasn't intended to be a factual statement.
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
NOBODY LET HERMAN CAIN INTO MY OPPORTUNITY ZONE. #GOPDEBATE
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Oh snap. Even Rick Perry is creaming Cain. #GOPDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
DUDE. HERMAN. YOU CAN'T REPLACE STATE TAX CODES WITH 999. THAT'S YOUR FEDERAL PLAN, YOU IDIOT. #GOPDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Ron Paul: Replace the income tax with onion belts. Everyone wore them back in my day. It was the style at the time. cc: @eclecticbrotha
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
CAIN: You're stupid. My plan is AWESOME. My mom gave me a gold star on it. NEENER NEENER.
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
He's really dumb. Wow. WOW. Cain is melting down.
Jose @theartofpolitik
Who's got the weed? Can't take much more of this without being completely stoned. =P
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Look, just take the apple and turn it into a bong, put some weed in it, smoke it, and then try to understand the 999 Plan. #GOPDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Why is Newt Gingrich patting Cain on the head for coming up with a DUMB FUCKING PLAN THAT MAKES NO SENSE. #GopDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Dude. Michelle. Reagan raised the fuck out of taxes, and you want to abolish them. DOES NOT COMPUTE. WWEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEHEEEEHEEHEE #GOPDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Governor Goodhair: It's not 999 or 59 -- it's SIXTY-NINE! #hellloooooladies #GOPDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
I think I know why RIck Santorum is obsessed with fetuses: He sort of looks like one. TELL ME YOU DON'T SEE IT TOO.
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
RIck Perry was snorting coke off a hooker's ass back stage with NPH. His pupils are dilated and red, and he's hella twitchy.
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Steven Brown @Spectricide 19/10/2011 23:08:21 WIB
Last night's was the most entertaining debate to date. The GOP candidates have elevated the Circular Firing Squad to a new level. These can only help re-elect our potus.
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