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Ben Black @rashanii
We don't want another protracted season. The fans won't tolerate it. Plus, Shawn Kemp went and into outer space and ATE Pizza the Hut.
Ben Black @rashanii
Television ratings dropped for three straight years after the 98 lockout. 464 Regular Season games were lost. Shawn Kemp ATE Madagascar.
Ben Black @rashanii
I'm telling you, New York hasn't been the same since Shawn Kemp came around during the 98 NBA Lockout and ATE the Buildings.
Ben Black @rashanii
The NBA lost 2.2 % of it's fans PER Arena. Merchandise dropped. Shawn Kemp went on a cruise ship and ATE the rudder.
Ben Black @rashanii
Teams shot 33.9% from three, and 45.6 of 2 pointers. Thats horrid. Shawn Kemp went on The Muppet Show and ATE Kermit.
Ben Black @rashanii
The Spurs beat the Knicks in one of the worst finals ever. Fans committed Hara-Kiri in the stands. Shawn Kemp ATE Peabo Bryson.
Ben Black @rashanii
With no training camp, the teams had no cohesion. Injuries were a constant threat. Plus Shawn Kemp went on Iron Chef and ATE the wok.
Ben Black @rashanii
The lockout drove fans away faster than Rosie O'Donnell's variety show. Plus Shawn Kemp ATE Patrick Ewing's Knee Cartilage.
Ben Black @rashanii
According to The Point Forward on CNNSI, teams each played 2 back to back to backs.That's death on legs.Plus Shawn Kemp ATE Derrick Coleman.
Ben Black @rashanii
Folks were so out of shape that games were unbearable by the 3rd quarter. FG % plummeted throughout the league. Shawn Kemp ATE the Celtics.
Ben Black @rashanii
I don't think the NBA truly remembers what happened the last time they locked out the players. Shawn Kemp ATE the Cavs. Don't do this, NBA.
Ben Black @rashanii
#ShawnKempAte RT @StewartMS: @me I heard he also ate 6 of his own children, leaving the other 79 to wonder who was next.
Ben Black @rashanii
#ShawnKempATE The 1995 backcourt of the Toronto Raptors.
Evan Barnes @evan_b
Haha RT @rashanii: Shawn Kemp traveled to other dimensions, where #ShawnKempAte all the other Shawn Kemps. #TheOne
Ben Black @rashanii
Shawn Kemp traveled to other dimensions, where #ShawnKempAte all the other Shawn Kemps. #TheOne
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