Tax Cut Humor: It's All the Rage

I don't know who started these tax cut humor shenanigans, but I was LITERALLY*** dying of laughter. ***And by "literally," I mean "figuratively." -ABLxx
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Michelle @Eaglefly124
@simoncowart @StopBeck I plugged a leaky faucet with my handy-dandy, all-purpose tax cut! Worked like a charm.
Angelo Carusone @GoAngelo
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Downward-facingKitty @as_promised
@StopBeck: These tax cuts are a $500 value, <~act now and we'll double your order, just pay outrageous S&H
Angelo Carusone @GoAngelo
Fucking tax cuts. I swear. These things fix everything. You should see how well they work on the circles under my eyes.
John Whitehouse @existentialfish
@AngryBlackLady @StopBeck @simoncowart @eaglefly124 You're all forgetting the younger Siamese sibling of the Tax Cut: The Savings Account!
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
RT @StopBeck: RT @eaglefly124: @simoncowart @StopBeck I plugged a leaky faucet with my handy-dandy, all-purpose tax cut! Worked like a charm.
Kanye Twitty @cnelson65
@StopBeck They DO fix everything. Once I was constipated, then I got a tax cut. WHEW!!!!! ALL BETTER NOW!
Steve Ortiz @stevieort
@StopBeck I use tax cuts to remove even the most stubborn stains!
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
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Daniel Hicken @BoArthur
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Steve Kimura @stevekimura
It slices! It dices! It cuts thru brick! The Ginsu Tax Cut! But wait! There's more!
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Tax Cuts: Kid-tested; mother-approved.
Jonathan Roseman @sqeptiq
Tax cuts: great taste, less filling. RT @AngryBlackLady: Tax Cuts: Kid-tested; mother-approved.
Jonathan Roseman @sqeptiq
Deep-fried tax cuts at the Iowa state fair. #taxcuts
Jonathan Roseman @sqeptiq
2 all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, tax cuts, on a sesame-seed bun! #taxcuts
Mack Lyons @DDSSBlog
@AngryBlackLady My TAX CUTS, my TAX CUTS, wherever I go, they go....my TAX CUTS! #taxcutquotes
Jonathan Roseman @sqeptiq
Tax cuts: strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. #taxcuts
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