Epic #Irene Commentary

The most epic running hilarity I've ever witnessed. Thank you @AngryBlackLady for the longest laugh I've had in years.
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Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
Who are these people who refuse to evacuate? "I'm going to stay home to make sure the water doesn't get in."
Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
Jesus Christie. Is it going to be 24/7 Hurricane coverage from now until eternity? We get it. There's a hurricane. WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON?
Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
OMG YOU GUYS! DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A HURRICANE!!112
Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
How in THEE HAIL are you gonna track a hurricane on your iPhone if you can't get any fucking service?! #crankyblacklady
Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
NOOOOO!!! NOT THE CRUISE SHIPS!!11 THEY'RE BEING REROUTED?!!?! THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THE WORLD!!!!11ONE
Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
RT @caribbeanscot: @AngryBlackLady #claplouder // HURRRICAAAAANEEEE YAAAAAAYYYYYYY. i feel like that crank yankers character.
Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
You have GOT to be shitting me. RAY NAGIN IS GOING TO TALK HURRICANE TALKY TALK? FUCKING RAY NAGIN!?!?!?!??!!?
Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
Maybe "Heckuva Job Brownie" could report on clean up efforts. #category7cranky
Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
RT @MentalRiot: @AngryBlackLady Hurricane Irene comes with free WiFi. // hahahahahaha nice one.
Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
Let's go to Gary the Gorilla & get his thoughts on the hurricane! Oh. He's eating bananas & can't be reached for comment. BACK TO YOU BOB.
Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
Ok, MSNBC's Hurricane Irene graphic just put me in a slightly better mood. #Cat6
Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
Yes, I'm live-tweeting my annoyance with the hurricane. is there something BETTER I should be doing, Judge Judypants? #backupoffame
Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
That last tweet was directed at no one in particular. I reserve the right to RT later, as necessary.
Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
Martin Bashir is reporting like he's reporting on the friggin Battle of Normandie.
Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
What's gonna happen, Martin, is that the hurricane is gonna come and hit where this squiggly line is. It's gonna be a Category 2.
Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
By the time it hits this little dot over here by Cape Hatteras, it's going to do something really shocking! It's gonna rain.
Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
Then it's going to make a beeline for Norfolk, where it's going to rain extra hard, because Irene just doesn't like the look of Norfolk.
Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
After that it's going to hightail it to NYC where this doodle is and turn into a TORNADICANE. We've never seen one of those, Martin.
Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
By the time it turns into a ZOMG! TORNADICANE!!1, this very spot where I'm standing will be 4 miles under the ocean. BACK TO YOU MARTIN.
Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
Great reporting, Guy Outside. Very comprehensive.
Imani Gandy πŸ”₯ @AngryBlackLady
hahahahaha RT @TPPratt: @AngryBlackLady I just hope Tamron Hall's "friends vacationing in Delaware" get out safely.
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πŸ•ΈImani Gandy CornπŸ•Έ @AngryBlackLady 30/08/2011 08:39:30 WIB
added some tweets. thanks My1BlueEye for compiling this. :D
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