Twitter Reacts to the Earthquake; Hilarity Ensues

Twitter is at its best when it is reacting to natural disasters... which is why we're all going to be found dead with our fingers melted into our keyboards when a Serious Disaster Strikes. These tweets are not necessarily in chronological order; I tried to keep it somewhat narrative. Sorry if I didn't include yours, but I'm hungry now, and I need a beer to soothe my nerves. Read More
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Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @thinkprogress: Epicenter of quake was in Virginia, 87 miles from Washington, DC // dang.

24/08/2011 01:03:25 WIB
Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

Dear D.C. and New York City: Welcome to our world. Love and Smug, California #earthquake

24/08/2011 01:00:57 WIB
Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @Reuters: Earthquake epicenter was between Charlottesville and Richmond, Virginia / Don't blame the Hoos! We didn't do NUFFINK. #p2 #TFY

24/08/2011 01:06:08 WIB
Ian Boudreau @iboudreau

The earthquake's epicenter was just north of -- I swear I am not making this up -- Farmville, Virginia.

24/08/2011 01:02:01 WIB
Badger @socratic

Heh, apparently the east coast just shimmied.

24/08/2011 00:54:40 WIB
Ian Boudreau @iboudreau

Shorter everyone in the building: EARTHQUAKE, LOL

24/08/2011 01:02:57 WIB
Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

Awwwww.... you east coasters are so cute with your wittle eawthqwake. #socute #earthquake #p2 #TFY

24/08/2011 01:08:48 WIB
Amy Blue @APBBlue

And now a word from Californians: HAHAHAHAHAHA! WEENIES! #DCearthquake

24/08/2011 00:58:00 WIB
Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

Dear East Coast: Your #earthquake was just upgraded to a 6.0. That's a little better. But still. Smugfully Yours, California #p2 #TFY

24/08/2011 01:30:56 WIB
Ian Boudreau @iboudreau

California can be smug about the earthquake as soon as it learns how to write a functional state constitution.

24/08/2011 03:12:23 WIB
Badger @socratic

@fbihop I do think the nature of the ground on the east coast is a bit different, so a 5.8 here != a 5.8 there. Still, not a ZOMG RUN quake.

24/08/2011 01:02:31 WIB
Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @Tiffuhkneexoxo: I can't reach my family :( // don't worry. the cell phone towers are probably overloaded. happens here too. :)

24/08/2011 01:09:36 WIB
Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @Tiffuhkneexoxo: @AngryBlackLady should I run around in a circle and panic? I don't know how this works lol // yeah. scream a little, too

24/08/2011 01:16:01 WIB
Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @Tiffuhkneexoxo: Would anyone near the Capitol like to go and get shitfaced? :) // that's the way to do it!

24/08/2011 01:54:47 WIB
Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @Tiffuhkneexoxo: @AngryBlackLady I'm a pro now!!! :) // now you'll know to stock up your office with booze. :D

24/08/2011 01:58:45 WIB
Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @steveweinstein: Apparently entire east coast felt earthquake. // they better not start migrating over here, that's all i know. #p2 #TFY

24/08/2011 01:02:44 WIB
Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @nolanolegal: Is there seriously an earthquake in the DC metro area right now? Whoa. // felt in brooklyn, too!

24/08/2011 01:02:02 WIB
Badger @socratic

On the phone with someone in Vermont who felt the quake. Man.

24/08/2011 00:57:08 WIB
Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @TeresaKopec: Tweeps far south as Columbia, SC feeling quake. Massive shift! // holy crotch.

24/08/2011 01:03:44 WIB
Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @ohstalum: @CapehartJ We felt it in Columbus, Ohio!!! // this is what happens when you elect a black president, tweeple. #p2 #TFY

24/08/2011 01:12:35 WIB
Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @Bossip: Hold up... Ummm, was that an earthquake #ATL??? // whoa, in ATL too?

24/08/2011 01:03:08 WIB
Badger @socratic

There was no shaking in Atlanta, but there's looting and pillaging anyway. You know, in solidarity.

24/08/2011 01:44:07 WIB
Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @jdickerson: Everyone calm down. If this is an earthquake on the east coast we're supposed to react ironically. // FTW #hipsterquake

24/08/2011 01:11:09 WIB
𝐔𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐞 𝐉 @jeremyjewitt

BREAKING: Rick Perry accuses the Earth's crust of treason.

24/08/2011 01:10:12 WIB
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Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady 24/08/2011 06:42:17 WIB
(added a couple tweets: "EARTHQUAKE, LOL" keeps cracking me up.)
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