24/08/2011 06:14:09 WIB

Twitter Reacts to the Earthquake; Hilarity Ensues

Twitter is at its best when it is reacting to natural disasters... which is why we're all going to be found dead with our fingers melted into our keyboards when a Serious Disaster Strikes. These tweeRead MoreTwitter is at its best when it is reacting to natural disasters... which is why we're all going to be found dead with our fingers melted into our keyboards when a Serious Disaster Strikes. These tweets are not necessarily in chronological order; I tried to keep it somewhat narrative. Sorry if I didn't include yours, but I'm hungry now, and I need a beer to soothe my nerves. Good job, East Coast. You survived. -ABL

angryblacklady ablc abl earthquake tfy dcquake teamfuckyeah

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Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady 24/08/2011 01:03:25 WIB

RT @thinkprogress: Epicenter of quake was in Virginia, 87 miles from Washington, DC // dang.
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady 24/08/2011 01:00:57 WIB

Dear D.C. and New York City: Welcome to our world. Love and Smug, California #earthquake
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady 24/08/2011 01:06:08 WIB

RT @Reuters: Earthquake epicenter was between Charlottesville and Richmond, Virginia / Don't blame the Hoos! We didn't do NUFFINK. #p2 #TFY
Ian Boudreau @iboudreau 24/08/2011 01:02:01 WIB

The earthquake's epicenter was just north of -- I swear I am not making this up -- Farmville, Virginia.
badger @socratic 24/08/2011 00:54:40 WIB

Heh, apparently the east coast just shimmied.
Ian Boudreau @iboudreau 24/08/2011 01:02:57 WIB

Shorter everyone in the building: EARTHQUAKE, LOL
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady 24/08/2011 01:08:48 WIB

Awwwww.... you east coasters are so cute with your wittle eawthqwake. #socute #earthquake #p2 #TFY
Amy Blue @APBBlue 24/08/2011 00:58:00 WIB

And now a word from Californians: HAHAHAHAHAHA! WEENIES! #DCearthquake
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady 24/08/2011 01:30:56 WIB

Dear East Coast: Your #earthquake was just upgraded to a 6.0. That's a little better. But still. Smugfully Yours, California #p2 #TFY
Ian Boudreau @iboudreau 24/08/2011 03:12:23 WIB

California can be smug about the earthquake as soon as it learns how to write a functional state constitution.
badger @socratic 24/08/2011 01:02:31 WIB

@fbihop I do think the nature of the ground on the east coast is a bit different, so a 5.8 here != a 5.8 there. Still, not a ZOMG RUN quake.
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady 24/08/2011 01:09:36 WIB

RT @Tiffuhkneexoxo: I can't reach my family :( // don't worry. the cell phone towers are probably overloaded. happens here too. :)
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady 24/08/2011 01:16:01 WIB

RT @Tiffuhkneexoxo: @AngryBlackLady should I run around in a circle and panic? I don't know how this works lol // yeah. scream a little, too
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady 24/08/2011 01:54:47 WIB

RT @Tiffuhkneexoxo: Would anyone near the Capitol like to go and get shitfaced? :) // that's the way to do it!
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady 24/08/2011 01:58:45 WIB

RT @Tiffuhkneexoxo: @AngryBlackLady I'm a pro now!!! :) // now you'll know to stock up your office with booze. :D
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady 24/08/2011 01:02:44 WIB

RT @steveweinstein: Apparently entire east coast felt earthquake. // they better not start migrating over here, that's all i know. #p2 #TFY
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady 24/08/2011 01:02:02 WIB

RT @nolanolegal: Is there seriously an earthquake in the DC metro area right now? Whoa. // felt in brooklyn, too!
badger @socratic 24/08/2011 00:57:08 WIB

On the phone with someone in Vermont who felt the quake. Man.
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady 24/08/2011 01:03:44 WIB

RT @TeresaKopec: Tweeps far south as Columbia, SC feeling quake. Massive shift! // holy crotch.
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady 24/08/2011 01:12:35 WIB

RT @ohstalum: @CapehartJ We felt it in Columbus, Ohio!!! // this is what happens when you elect a black president, tweeple. #p2 #TFY
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady 24/08/2011 01:03:08 WIB

RT @Bossip: Hold up... Ummm, was that an earthquake #ATL??? // whoa, in ATL too?
badger @socratic 24/08/2011 01:44:07 WIB

There was no shaking in Atlanta, but there's looting and pillaging anyway. You know, in solidarity.
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady 24/08/2011 01:12:09 WIB

RT @SharkFu: LOL! RT @harrislynn RT @joeyx666 LET THE TERROR SEX AND LOOTING BEGIN! #EarthquakeNYC // "begin"?
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady 24/08/2011 01:11:09 WIB

RT @jdickerson: Everyone calm down. If this is an earthquake on the east coast we're supposed to react ironically. // FTW #hipsterquake
Jeremy @jeremyjewitt 24/08/2011 01:10:12 WIB

BREAKING: Rick Perry accuses the Earth's crust of treason.

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Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady 23/08/2011 23:24:41 WIB

(edited for clarity)

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Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady 23/08/2011 23:42:17 WIB

(added a couple tweets: "EARTHQUAKE, LOL" keeps cracking me up.)

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Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady 24/08/2011 03:40:51 WIB

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