Twitter Reacts to the Earthquake; Hilarity Ensues

Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @thinkprogress: Epicenter of quake was in Virginia, 87 miles from Washington, DC // dang.

Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

Dear D.C. and New York City: Welcome to our world. Love and Smug, California #earthquake

Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @Reuters: Earthquake epicenter was between Charlottesville and Richmond, Virginia / Don't blame the Hoos! We didn't do NUFFINK. #p2 #TFY

Ian Boudreau @iboudreau

The earthquake's epicenter was just north of -- I swear I am not making this up -- Farmville, Virginia.

Badger @socratic

Heh, apparently the east coast just shimmied.

Ian Boudreau @iboudreau

Shorter everyone in the building: EARTHQUAKE, LOL

Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

Awwwww.... you east coasters are so cute with your wittle eawthqwake. #socute #earthquake #p2 #TFY

Amy Blue @APBBlue

And now a word from Californians: HAHAHAHAHAHA! WEENIES! #DCearthquake

Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

Dear East Coast: Your #earthquake was just upgraded to a 6.0. That's a little better. But still. Smugfully Yours, California #p2 #TFY

Ian Boudreau @iboudreau

California can be smug about the earthquake as soon as it learns how to write a functional state constitution.

Badger @socratic

@fbihop I do think the nature of the ground on the east coast is a bit different, so a 5.8 here != a 5.8 there. Still, not a ZOMG RUN quake.

Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @Tiffuhkneexoxo: I can't reach my family :( // don't worry. the cell phone towers are probably overloaded. happens here too. :)

Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @Tiffuhkneexoxo: @AngryBlackLady should I run around in a circle and panic? I don't know how this works lol // yeah. scream a little, too

Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @Tiffuhkneexoxo: Would anyone near the Capitol like to go and get shitfaced? :) // that's the way to do it!

Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @Tiffuhkneexoxo: @AngryBlackLady I'm a pro now!!! :) // now you'll know to stock up your office with booze. :D

Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @steveweinstein: Apparently entire east coast felt earthquake. // they better not start migrating over here, that's all i know. #p2 #TFY

Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @nolanolegal: Is there seriously an earthquake in the DC metro area right now? Whoa. // felt in brooklyn, too!

Badger @socratic

On the phone with someone in Vermont who felt the quake. Man.

Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @TeresaKopec: Tweeps far south as Columbia, SC feeling quake. Massive shift! // holy crotch.

Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @ohstalum: @CapehartJ We felt it in Columbus, Ohio!!! // this is what happens when you elect a black president, tweeple. #p2 #TFY

Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @Bossip: Hold up... Ummm, was that an earthquake #ATL??? // whoa, in ATL too?

Badger @socratic

There was no shaking in Atlanta, but there's looting and pillaging anyway. You know, in solidarity.

Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @SharkFu: LOL! RT @harrislynn RT @joeyx666 LET THE TERROR SEX AND LOOTING BEGIN! #EarthquakeNYC // "begin"?

Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

RT @jdickerson: Everyone calm down. If this is an earthquake on the east coast we're supposed to react ironically. // FTW #hipsterquake

𝐔𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐞 𝐉 @jeremyjewitt

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