Live-Tweeting the GOP Clown Car Fail Debate

I slapped a bunch of funny tweets together. The end.
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Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Aw, fuck it. Maybe watching the #GOPDebate might cheer me up. #twistedlogic
John Whitehouse @existentialfish
We've reached the event horizon. There are more people live blogging the debate than there are actually watching it.
John Whitehouse @existentialfish
RT @AlyssaRosenberg: "Capitalism is about people, not just capital." -Romney. // Which was why he called his company Bain People. #waitasec
roadkillrefugee @rkref
Nice work. Romney just reminded the audience he lost last time. Everyone loves a loser.
T @TPPratt
Newt : Shabu shabu for all.
Ezra Klein @ezraklein
Er, I really don't think Pawlenty "implemented" cap-and-trade in Minnesota. Still, Bachmann just taught Pawlenty how to stick in a knife.
@brandibax
EWWWW RT @BrianPHickey: Santorum's got that just-ate-placenta grin on his face again.
roadkillrefugee @rkref
Romney: When I was at Bain Capital, I really sucked. But I'm proud that I learned from sucking.
Ezra Klein @ezraklein
Mitt Romney owes Michele Bachmann a fruit basket.
roadkillrefugee @rkref
Hi, I am a random white guy, and also the leader du jour of the Iowa GOP. Try the corn!
T @TPPratt
You think Newt has some shabu shabu cooking up behind that podium?
roadkillrefugee @rkref
Gingrich: Just for that gotcha question, Chris, I'm not going to give you the gorgeous Tiffany key chain Callista picked out for you.
T @TPPratt
@rkref There will be no shabu shabu for you, Chris Wallace!
Badger @socratic
This debate is basically America's angry id.
roadkillrefugee @rkref
RT @delrayser: Mickey Mouse to Newt Gingrich: "Dude, leave me out of this."
Ezra Klein @ezraklein
Gingrich was just given an opportunity to explain one of his big ideas. He quickly changed the subject back to Obama. Probably a smart move.
Badger @socratic
"I'll talk to the four border state governors." So, no borders with Canada? Or are you just scared of the brownies?
@brandibax
Huntsman wants to secure the border to keep those pesky Canadians out. Wait. #p2
roadkillrefugee @rkref
Why are Republicans silent on the problem of illegal Canadian immigration and Tim Horton donut smuggling?
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Cain's solution to immigration: Put them to work making my shitty pizza. #GOPDebate #p2 #TFY
Badger @socratic
Cain: "America's got to learn to take a joke." Like "Herman Cain for President"?
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Cain: Sharia! I think they've got your number (SHARIA!). I think they've got your alias (SHARIA!). That you've been living undah! #GOPDebate
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
There's something really weird about Romney. I can't put my finger on it. He looks a little... Mormon around the eyes. #GOPDebate #p2 #TFY
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Shorter Romney: DAMN THE PUERTO MEXICANS!!11 #GOPDEBATE
Imani Gandy @AngryBlackLady
Obama rammed through Obamacare? Why is Gingrich there? Where's his jillion Twitter followers? You know, @.GOP4U et al? #GOPdebate #p2 #TFY
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