Live-Tweeting the GOP Clown Car Fail Debate

I slapped a bunch of funny tweets together. The end.
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John Whitehouse @existentialfish

We've reached the event horizon. There are more people live blogging the debate than there are actually watching it.

12/08/2011 08:14:57 WIB
John Whitehouse @existentialfish

RT @AlyssaRosenberg: "Capitalism is about people, not just capital." -Romney. // Which was why he called his company Bain People. #waitasec

12/08/2011 08:07:57 WIB
roadkillrefugee @rkref

Nice work. Romney just reminded the audience he lost last time. Everyone loves a loser.

12/08/2011 08:07:41 WIB
Ezra Klein @ezraklein

Er, I really don't think Pawlenty "implemented" cap-and-trade in Minnesota. Still, Bachmann just taught Pawlenty how to stick in a knife.

12/08/2011 08:18:55 WIB
@brandibax

EWWWW RT @BrianPHickey: Santorum's got that just-ate-placenta grin on his face again.

12/08/2011 08:20:21 WIB
roadkillrefugee @rkref

Romney: When I was at Bain Capital, I really sucked. But I'm proud that I learned from sucking.

12/08/2011 08:23:00 WIB
Ezra Klein @ezraklein

Mitt Romney owes Michele Bachmann a fruit basket.

12/08/2011 08:23:47 WIB
roadkillrefugee @rkref

Hi, I am a random white guy, and also the leader du jour of the Iowa GOP. Try the corn!

12/08/2011 08:27:42 WIB
Pasta Melville @TPPratt

You think Newt has some shabu shabu cooking up behind that podium?

12/08/2011 08:30:59 WIB
roadkillrefugee @rkref

Gingrich: Just for that gotcha question, Chris, I'm not going to give you the gorgeous Tiffany key chain Callista picked out for you.

12/08/2011 08:32:36 WIB
Pasta Melville @TPPratt

@rkref There will be no shabu shabu for you, Chris Wallace!

12/08/2011 08:33:04 WIB
Badger @socratic

This debate is basically America's angry id.

12/08/2011 08:33:15 WIB
roadkillrefugee @rkref

RT @delrayser: Mickey Mouse to Newt Gingrich: "Dude, leave me out of this."

12/08/2011 08:33:35 WIB
Ezra Klein @ezraklein

Gingrich was just given an opportunity to explain one of his big ideas. He quickly changed the subject back to Obama. Probably a smart move.

12/08/2011 08:38:25 WIB
Badger @socratic

"I'll talk to the four border state governors." So, no borders with Canada? Or are you just scared of the brownies?

12/08/2011 08:34:25 WIB
@brandibax

Huntsman wants to secure the border to keep those pesky Canadians out. Wait. #p2

12/08/2011 08:35:01 WIB
roadkillrefugee @rkref

Why are Republicans silent on the problem of illegal Canadian immigration and Tim Horton donut smuggling?

12/08/2011 08:40:36 WIB
Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

Cain's solution to immigration: Put them to work making my shitty pizza. #GOPDebate #p2 #TFY

12/08/2011 08:36:18 WIB
Badger @socratic

Cain: "America's got to learn to take a joke." Like "Herman Cain for President"?

12/08/2011 08:36:21 WIB
Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

Cain: Sharia! I think they've got your number (SHARIA!). I think they've got your alias (SHARIA!). That you've been living undah! #GOPDebate

12/08/2011 08:37:28 WIB
Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

There's something really weird about Romney. I can't put my finger on it. He looks a little... Mormon around the eyes. #GOPDebate #p2 #TFY

12/08/2011 08:35:48 WIB
Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady

Obama rammed through Obamacare? Why is Gingrich there? Where's his jillion Twitter followers? You know, @.GOP4U et al? #GOPdebate #p2 #TFY

12/08/2011 08:39:44 WIB
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