Bashir' Thoughts

President of Sudan, Omar Al Bashir, thinking out loud during the South's independence ceremony.
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طماطم الله كريم @whykaykay
RT @his_moezness: #BashirThoughts: ooo Forest Whitaker is on! He speaks Arabic. Impressive!
Moez Ali @his_moezness
#BashirThoughts: ok now that the south is gone, who's wants Darfur? Going once, going twice. Sold!! To the gentleman in a JEM tshirt.
Moez Ali @his_moezness
#BashirThoughts: *dreaming* oil, oil, oil, oil, Michelle Obama, oil, oil, oil..
Moez Ali @his_moezness
#BashirThoughts: *after eating lunch* I should buy a hat like Silva Kiir's. It would really suit me. It really wud. I have th.. *snore*
Naveena Kottoor @NaveenaKottoor
RT @his_moezness: #BashirThoughts: I can't believe @his_moezness is on @BBC_WHYS and I'm not! I can dance, can he? *shakes head*
Moez Ali @his_moezness
#BashirThoughts: I can't believe @his_moezness is on @BBC_WHYS and I'm not! I can dance, can he? *shakes head*
Moez Ali @his_moezness
#BashirThoughts: ok guys, my afternoon nap is due. Can I excuse myself? Or just get me a pillow. Whatever works for u.
Moez Ali @his_moezness
#BashirThoughts: where's the after party? I. Will. Break. It. Down. Son!!!
Moez Ali @his_moezness
#BashirThoughts: phew that went well. Now, I need to find a chair next to Michelle Obama. Where she at?
Moez Ali @his_moezness
#BashirThoughts: I want to thank Michelle Obama, aaaa I mean, Barack Obama...
Leena Amal @LeenaAmal1
my sentiments exactly RT @his_moezness #BashirThoughts: people are getting bored. Wrap it up Bashir. Wrap it up!!!
Moez Ali @his_moezness
#BashirThoughts: would it be awkward if I start singing? *singing in his head* kiss me, then just touch me, til I can get my, satisfaction!
Moez Ali @his_moezness
#BashirThoughts: people are getting bored. Wrap it up Bashir. Wrap it up!!!
kamalaosman @kamalao
RT @his_moezness: #BashirThoughts: where's George Clooney? I bet he's still taking pictures of Congo and sayings it's Sudan. No war atrocities here homeboy!
Nada @untamednada
RT @his_moezness: #BashirThoughts: the crowd loves me. I wish I could dance. I practiced for months for this day. New moves and everything.
Nada @untamednada
RT @his_moezness: #BashirThoughts: where's George Clooney? I bet he's still taking pictures of Congo and sayings it's Sudan. No war atrocities here homeboy!
Moez Ali @his_moezness
#BashirThoughts: ok, the person who wrote this has really bad handwriting. I should reshuffle my government.
dalliasd @dalliasd
RT @his_moezness: #BashirThoughts: the crowd loves me. I wish I could dance. I practiced for months for this day. New moves and everything.
Moez Ali @his_moezness
#BashirThoughts: the crowd loves me. I wish I could dance. I practiced for months for this day. New moves and everything.
Moez Ali @his_moezness
#BashirThoughts: someone please lower the damn podium. There's a conspiracy here, I'm telling u.
Moez Ali @his_moezness
#BashirThoughts: *stares at Silva Kiir* *eye twitching* how dare u do this when it's my turn? Remember that pipeline? Yea. *karate chop*
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