Family Guy MMO

Bug reports and spoilers about the upcoming "Family Guy" MMO from Twitter guy @satellitehigh
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the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
guys there is actually a family guy mmo entering closed beta. gonna roll a dwarven quagmire. giggada. heh. do u get it.
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
guys lets all sign up for this family guy mmo and then roleplay as simpsons characters and never break character ever
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
FAMILY GUY MMO -- because you need to get called 'faggot' in yet another venue
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
The #1 Family Guy MMO clan, Fartnugget, achieved a world-first today when they conquered the open-world bosses Dignity and Good Taste
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
i just signed up for the family guy mmo beta because holy crap i have to experience this fuckery first-hand
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
i hope i can name a character in family guy mmo "TerribleRacist" just to keep things canonical and all that
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
can't wait to time-sink 14 hours and 20 real-world dollars in some dumb quest to collect eleven radioactive diapers or something else ZANY
DARYL FUCKING HALL @dfh1979
@satellitehigh dude can't wait for ur third quest where u have to fetch a star wars reference from a Stephen king reference
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
@dfh1979 "New Quest Available: Remember That Time I Went to a Water Park With The Fat Guy From Seinfeld?"
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
godammit i wish i could have heard this elevator pitch, seriously, i bet it included the words "edgy" and "360-degree platform integration"
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
Bug: Game will not allow me to name my Peter Griffin character "BigCockFella" and the codpiece animation is far too G-rated.
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
Bug: This is not a game, it's just an animated gif of Seth MacFarlane's fat face eating sausages #FGOOnline
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
Bug: I started playing this game and my wife scoffed at me and now she saw me role-playing as Lois and she wants a divorce #FGOBeta
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
Bug: "Giggada" emote should be available to ALL characters to facilitate in-game romance #FGOBeta
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
@Dr_Cop well then i guess i will have to abandon all of my social + professional obligations to spend my life role-playing as an evil baby
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
Crash Report: I TRY TO FUCK DOG BUT THE DOG NO FUCK AND GIRL IS LIKE "WHAT" SO I HIT "Q" BUT THEN GAME GOES BLAMK I HATE U FAM GUY #FGOBeta
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
Review: 4/5 -- Succesfully captures the feeling of passing out on a frathouse couch circa 2002 and waking up to a DVD menu #FGOBeta
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
New Quest Available: Degrade Minorities and Women But It's All "Ironic" So It's Okay, Right Guys? I Have Lots of Black Friends #FGOBeta
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
Bug: Family Guy Online did not in fact provide me with a zany and unpredictable family, and drove away the one I had before #FGOBeta
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
Bug: Masturbation is virtually impossible due to unpredictable camera controls and lack of in-game skirts #FGOBeta
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
Bug: Everybody in the game world is Lois and they are all wearing dominatrix outfits and role-playing as racist teenagers #FGOBeta
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
"And... and... and then there's Stewie! And he's got a ray gun... OF COURSE. And... gadgets! He can build gadgets! Like traps!" #FGOBeta
the ultimate worrier @satellitehigh
Bug: "Hey, Remember Wham?" minigame incorrectly depict's George Michael's shirt as a tank top; Also his "gay blood" is not lavender #FGOBeta
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