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Evil Death Lake, a Terrifying Twitter Tale by @iscoff (me) (Scott) (warning: a lot of tweets incoming)
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It was spring break and Tony was excited. His parents said he could take his friends to their cabin at Evil Death Lake...on ONE condition
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"No having sex with anything," said his mom. "Seriously, don't fuck a thing. You can have a great time without boning."
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Tony nodded his head but inwardly he was grinning. He WAS going to fuck a thing. That was his entire plan for the the week: fuckin'
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With his truck packed with both booze and dumb friends, he was off! They didn't drive very safely because teens in a horror story.
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"Are we there yet?" asked Brittany, Tony's busty teen (girl)friend. "Yeah!" said Stacy, Tony's busty teen (girl) friend. "No," said Tony
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Tony's best friend Randy shook his head. "Dumb girls don't you know what a lake is? We're going to a water lake." Tony high-fived him
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While Tony was distracted by high-fives, his car ran over a puddle in the road. "WHAT WAS THAT?!" screamed Stacy. "Oh no!" they all said
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After pulling the car over to the side of the road, Tony opened his door and walked back to the puddle. "Oh shit," he said. "It's dead"
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"I don't wanna go to prison!" cried Brittany, burying her face in her hands. "Let's just get the fuck out of here!" yelled Randy
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Jumping back in the car, Tony peeled out. "We can still have a good time!" he said really loudly. "Oh hey we're here," he said
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Quickly forgetting the terrible incident in the road, the teens took their supplies & walked to the cabin. It was covered in spiderwebs
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"This place is a dump!" said Randy, throwing his sleeping bag through the window of the cabin, shattering the glass. "Heh yea" said Tony
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Walking inside, they saw that "YOU WILL DEFINITELY DIE HERE" was written on the wall in blood. "Weird," said Tony, cracking a beer
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"We're going to change into our swimsuits and play with our boobs for some reason," said Brittany, bouncing to one of the rooms
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"Nice," said Tony. He looked out at the lake. "I wonder why it's called Evil Death Lake?" he said. "Look at this," said Randy
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Randy was holding up a book: "The History of Evil Death Lake" "Gaaaaaay," said Tony, taking the book and putting it in the microwave
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"We're ready to party!" said the girls, wearing swimsuits that left nothing to the imagination. Good, since no one had an imagination
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"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" said Tony
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They all smoked some crack and went to swim at the lake. They swam for a while and touched butts and stuff, it was nice
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After their swim the teens went back to the cabin. It was night now so it was scarier than before because you can't see so well
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"Let's play Truth or Dare!" said Randy, unbuttoning his pants. "I dare me to take off my pants!" he said, taking off his pants
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"All this drinking and drug taking has lowered my inhibitions too," said Stacy. "Let's do a teen sex orgy like we're not supposed to"
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Just as it was about to get X-rated there was a sound outside. It sounded like water. "Was that water?" screamed Brittany
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"I'll go check it out!" said Randy as he picked up the microwave in case he needed a weapon to kill something dangerous
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