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A Maximized Empowered Fameball Strike

Neal Rauhauser as @MyHugboxNinja exposes the mysterious Michelle's pattern of faildoxes and false reports to the FBI.
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MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

Summerfags are all but done; Boston girls will be Jonesing for Capri pants weather soon, and Captien_Knobvious is hiding his eyes. #lulz

07/10/2013 01:32:06 WIB
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

To dox, perchance to fail. Aye, there's the rub, for in that sleep of derp what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this Twitter coil?

07/10/2013 01:35:42 WIB
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

Was that phootbucket created before or after @charliesheen's drunken rampage /w Capri Anderson in 2010? http://t.co/QvaAN3mx0z

07/10/2013 01:50:03 WIB
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

Capri Cavalli, Capri Cameron, Capri Cavanni, Kapri Styles, Giselle Capri, Capri Crown. A *PAINFULLY* common porn star stage name.

07/10/2013 01:53:14 WIB
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

So if the person's pen name is known to be a homage to a porn industry figure, what are the chances other aliases are, too?

07/10/2013 01:53:53 WIB
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

In other news, a gamey attention whore experienced profound butthurt after being completely ignored.

07/10/2013 02:03:07 WIB
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

I'm going to type the next few tweets slowly, because some of you are retards.

07/10/2013 05:21:02 WIB
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

The account @ShylaPluym86 is a BOT. I tweets gibberish because it just grabs random tweets from other accounts.

07/10/2013 05:22:27 WIB
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

That was a bot concealment strategy that worked in 2009/2010, but Twitter's anti-spam efforts stopped them in 2011.

07/10/2013 05:23:13 WIB
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

This one appears to have been farmed up to a certain size, then someone tried to make it look like a real human. No mentions, it's a bot.

07/10/2013 05:25:04 WIB
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

I would hope after the spectacular faildox of @MissAnonNews as Capri Jones that maybe people would take a step back and reconsider.

07/10/2013 05:29:09 WIB
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

I realize that some of you are endowed with the certainty that bipolar II provides and that just has to run it's natural course ...

07/10/2013 05:30:45 WIB
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

But for you garden variety retards, fame fags, wanna-be spies, etc, you should go have fun instead of smearing more shit on the walls.

07/10/2013 05:32:15 WIB
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

I have found an excellent method to control my Twitter time, which I will now share with all of you.

07/10/2013 05:33:45 WIB
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

Take this song http://t.co/MZAK7AyCvC and put it on repeat. When you can't stand it any more, it's time to get off Twitter.

07/10/2013 05:34:18 WIB
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MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

A clear lack of an even basic understanding of what @torproject does. http://t.co/ET1xVMm5sV

07/10/2013 10:46:14 WIB
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MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

.@Captien_Obvious if you're really like that bro just kick the closet door open, belt out the chorus for Oklahoma, & buy a set of knee pads.

08/10/2013 04:35:55 WIB
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

So @ZEPHYR5_ is crazy Michelle in NJ, not a former Marine.

08/10/2013 05:13:49 WIB
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

Nobody cares except for @Prepostericity & @ronbryn, two of Twitter's more incisive thinkers.

08/10/2013 05:15:11 WIB
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

I have published between 1,000 and 2,000 articles over the last six years, in excess of a million words. My style is quite distinct.

08/10/2013 05:18:17 WIB
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

Yet @rsmccain (BAC > 0.08 24/7) thinks I am @BreitbartUnmask or his contributor @X3n0ph0n. That's the booze talking.

08/10/2013 05:19:48 WIB
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja

We knew that @KimberlinUnmask was Kender MacGowan (and others) clear back in early May, there was just no point in making it public.

08/10/2013 05:24:19 WIB
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