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MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
Summerfags are all but done; Boston girls will be Jonesing for Capri pants weather soon, and Captien_Knobvious is hiding his eyes. #lulz
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
To dox, perchance to fail. Aye, there's the rub, for in that sleep of derp what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this Twitter coil?
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
Was that phootbucket created before or after @charliesheen's drunken rampage /w Capri Anderson in 2010? http://t.co/QvaAN3mx0z
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
Capri Cavalli, Capri Cameron, Capri Cavanni, Kapri Styles, Giselle Capri, Capri Crown. A *PAINFULLY* common porn star stage name.
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
So if the person's pen name is known to be a homage to a porn industry figure, what are the chances other aliases are, too?
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
In other news, a gamey attention whore experienced profound butthurt after being completely ignored.
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
I'm going to type the next few tweets slowly, because some of you are retards.
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
The account @ShylaPluym86 is a BOT. I tweets gibberish because it just grabs random tweets from other accounts.
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
That was a bot concealment strategy that worked in 2009/2010, but Twitter's anti-spam efforts stopped them in 2011.
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
This one appears to have been farmed up to a certain size, then someone tried to make it look like a real human. No mentions, it's a bot.
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
I would hope after the spectacular faildox of @MissAnonNews as Capri Jones that maybe people would take a step back and reconsider.
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
I realize that some of you are endowed with the certainty that bipolar II provides and that just has to run it's natural course ...
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
But for you garden variety retards, fame fags, wanna-be spies, etc, you should go have fun instead of smearing more shit on the walls.
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
I have found an excellent method to control my Twitter time, which I will now share with all of you.
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
Take this song http://t.co/MZAK7AyCvC and put it on repeat. When you can't stand it any more, it's time to get off Twitter.
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MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
A clear lack of an even basic understanding of what @torproject does. http://t.co/ET1xVMm5sV
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MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
.@Captien_Obvious if you're really like that bro just kick the closet door open, belt out the chorus for Oklahoma, & buy a set of knee pads.
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
So @ZEPHYR5_ is crazy Michelle in NJ, not a former Marine.
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
Nobody cares except for @Prepostericity & @ronbryn, two of Twitter's more incisive thinkers.
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
I have published between 1,000 and 2,000 articles over the last six years, in excess of a million words. My style is quite distinct.
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
Yet @rsmccain (BAC > 0.08 24/7) thinks I am @BreitbartUnmask or his contributor @X3n0ph0n. That's the booze talking.
MyHugboxNinja @MyHugboxNinja
We knew that @KimberlinUnmask was Kender MacGowan (and others) clear back in early May, there was just no point in making it public.
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