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16/12/2010 17:11:17 WIB
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The 100 Funniest Tweets of 2010
In the wake of the year's 10 Most Powerful Tweets and 10 Most Retweeted Tweets, here are the 100 funniest. This list was compiled using ratings from BestTweets.com and Favstar.fm.
Fake AP Stylebook
Avoid corporate buzzwords such as "paradigm" and "synergy." Simply use "bullshit."
21/01/2010 21:00:04 WIB
My dog has a developed an issue. He slides money out of my wallet and eats it. Seriously! $40 this week, so far. Renaming him 'Government'.
26/01/2010 22:31:40 WIB
plemur: space pirate
I think it's important to remember that woman aren't sex objects; women are sex people.
28/01/2010 04:37:24 WIB
It's not the "my boobs are bigger than yours!" taunt. It's the way my brother says it.
02/02/2010 02:47:49 WIB
There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note "Don't eat me".Now there's an empty plate and a note "Don't tell me what to do"
02/02/2010 03:24:22 WIB
Celebrating the stuff without all the comments, it just dawns on me: TWITTER IS THE COMMENTS WITHOUT ALL THE STUFF. I just blew your mind.
03/02/2010 10:52:46 WIB
Apparently I’ve switched to a mobile carrier named “Searching…”.
11/02/2010 05:45:40 WIB
Know a good divorce lawyer? My wife just told me she was at Target. But on Google Street View, her car is CLEARLY VISIBLE in our driveway.
11/02/2010 07:26:10 WIB
Life would probably be easier if I were good at things.
11/02/2010 09:46:16 WIB
Motels 1 through 5 must’ve been real dumps.
12/02/2010 09:07:52 WIB
I really need to hit the treadmill tonight after eating so poorly today and yesterday and the last 25 years.
17/02/2010 02:49:51 WIB
I went to donate blood today, but they said they didn't want it in a Ziploc baggie, and also it had to be mine.
22/02/2010 03:22:21 WIB
When your mother asks if you are sexually active, the correct response is not "No, I just lie there."
25/02/2010 07:18:53 WIB
You can tell a lot about a person by reading her emails.
28/02/2010 21:02:26 WIB
Depression revealed as major cause of terrorism; TSA to start screening emotional baggage.
01/03/2010 23:58:48 WIB
Maybe the Nazis wouldn't have been such assholes if they weren't left hanging for all their high fives.
03/03/2010 22:17:46 WIB
My wife's been talking about wanting another baby but when I brought one home today, she totally FREAKED OUT! There's just no pleasing her.
09/03/2010 10:50:51 WIB
"Dad, did you know in some countries men don't know their wives till after they get married?" "Um, it's like that in every country, son."
11/03/2010 01:10:51 WIB
I never regret things I haven't gretted at least once first.
12/03/2010 05:58:25 WIB
"I'm such a dirty, dirty girl" sounds a lot better than "Too lazy to shower."
16/03/2010 01:08:14 WIB
♫ When you click upon a star, your memes come true ♫
16/03/2010 03:56:45 WIB
And don't even get me started on statements with no context.
19/03/2010 12:30:56 WIB
Before you go thinking I'm white trash maybe I should remind you that there's wine inside this styrofoam cup.
20/03/2010 09:02:58 WIB
Pharmacist: “That’ll be $97.” Long pause. We both bust out laughing. “Have a good day, comrade.” he says, handing me the prescription.
23/03/2010 01:06:45 WIB
I guess I should change my passwords since ********** is a common one. (I'm going to change it to *******)
25/03/2010 06:47:02 WIB
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23/01/2012 20:49:56 WIB
: Avoid corporate buzzwords such as "paradigm" and "synergy." Simply use "bullshit."
21/07/2012 02:36:01 WIB
This list is pretty good. Have you seen the funniest tweets of 2012 over at
29/01/2013 19:59:10 WIB
Informasi yang membimbing.. terima kasih banyak sharingnya... ;D
26/02/2013 07:24:34 WIB
いいぞ！ もっとたくさん買えｗｗｗ オタクだろうがなんだろうが、いっぱいモノ買って世の中に金を回すのは良い事だ
09/03/2013 14:59:01 WIB
makasih atas infonya sangat menarik dan artikelnya keren banget
19/03/2013 11:18:40 WIB
liked this gan..... obat impotensi : klik
buku cipto junaedy
21/03/2013 00:27:28 WIB
Very useful post. This is my first time i visit here.
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