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A Funny Thing Happened with Lisa Lampanelli

Once upon a time, Dr. Goddess was minding her business on Twitter. And by minding her business, we mean talking about Lil' Kim's business, which was misunderstanding a fake RT from Nicki Minaj and going off on her rivals and fans. Lawd. Enter @SisterToldja and someone RTing a (bad, racist) joke from @LisaLampanelliRead More
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A. ManDiesel @a_man126

Say good bye to Osama and hello to Obama (in 2012)

02/05/2011 12:09:15 WIB
A. ManDiesel @a_man126

NFL Lockout (again) Osama Is Dead, Trump for President, High Gas Prices-One Fucked up country

02/05/2011 12:14:19 WIB
A. ManDiesel @a_man126

@LisaLampanelli President Bush and Clinton tried to kill Osama and failed! If you want someone dead, hire a Black guy

03/05/2011 06:06:35 WIB
A. ManDiesel @a_man126

@fgamersf77 yea he didn't do shit anyway it was Navy Seals

03/05/2011 07:01:19 WIB
Jamilah Lemieux @JamilahLemieux

Knew someone would make this weak ass joke. RT @LisaLampanelli President Bush and Clinton tried to kill Osama (cont) http://tl.gd/a7k0i4

03/05/2011 07:59:27 WIB
Jamilah Lemieux @JamilahLemieux

Indeed@SkyyBlew_xoxo. Many comics do race well. @LisaLampanelli isn't one of them.

03/05/2011 08:23:48 WIB
Jamilah Lemieux @JamilahLemieux

Packed dinner for me (Ezekiel bread and a Griller) and the beau (chicken and veggies). Now off to the hospital! #datenightintheER

03/05/2011 09:41:31 WIB
Jamilah Lemieux @JamilahLemieux

@docmils stomach issues and no insurance. :-( Nothing major though!

03/05/2011 10:13:44 WIB
Jamilah Lemieux @JamilahLemieux

At a hospital deep in BK. Only 6 people waiting for a doctor. Woulda been thrice that by my crib! #datenightintheER

03/05/2011 11:03:53 WIB
Lisa Lampanelli @LisaLampanelli

@sistertoldja I actually didn't make this comment. I RT'd it from someone at a major newspaper. You're forgiven, dick!

03/05/2011 12:12:49 WIB
Jamilah Lemieux @JamilahLemieux

RT @LisaLampanelli: @sistertoldja I actually didn't make this comment. I RT'd it from someone at a major newspaper. You're forgiven, dick!

03/05/2011 12:19:44 WIB
Jamilah Lemieux @JamilahLemieux

So not only are YOU unfunny, but you have bad taste in other people's jokes. All forgiven, bitch. @LisaLampanelli

03/05/2011 12:20:27 WIB
Harry Allen @harryallen

@sistertoldja I've started diggin' @LisaLampanelli, but going to how much money you have is the comic's version of "Do you know who I am?"

03/05/2011 12:30:08 WIB
Jamilah Lemieux @JamilahLemieux

RT @Lnchbox33: @LisaLampanelli @sistertoldja What a mindless and ugly twat (what classy followers you have, Lisa)

03/05/2011 12:34:13 WIB
Harry Allen @harryallen

@LisaLampanelli Of course. But when a comic does that, they've ceased to rely on wit. They've essentially said, "I feel defenseless."

03/05/2011 12:34:57 WIB
Jamilah Lemieux @JamilahLemieux

What biz? I'm not a comedian. You, however, are. And you can't handle criticism? You're twice my age, that's nothing new. @LisaLampanelli

03/05/2011 12:35:29 WIB
Jamilah Lemieux @JamilahLemieux

RT @LisaLampanelli: Hey guys, some humorless bitch @sistertoldja said I'm not funny. So sad that someone who (cont) http://tl.gd/a7o0s0

03/05/2011 12:35:49 WIB
Jamilah Lemieux @JamilahLemieux

So, we've learned that @LisaLampanelli is not only a subtle racist, but she's far too sensitive to be a seasoned comedienne. Pathetic.

03/05/2011 12:37:01 WIB
Jamilah Lemieux @JamilahLemieux

And a 50+ woman bragging about her money? Um. And calling me ugly? Hilar. I'm prettier than she could ever buy. The end. @LisaLampanelli

03/05/2011 12:38:07 WIB
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Dr. Goddess is an EXPERT on #Tulsa 1921 Terrorism @drgoddess 03/05/2011 19:04:46 WIB
I found a way to add original comments, so I did as much as I could! This will help with context! Woo-Hoo!
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greg tee @GregT2U2 03/05/2011 20:26:29 WIB
Oh it got deep! I don't think Li-Li thought Sista was gonna get at her like she did. It's commonly called underestimation.Did I see Li-Li pull out a So-called Negro at her defense? Reminds me of Richards (Seinfeld)cohort, that let his super ego slip,one
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Dr. Goddess is an EXPERT on #Tulsa 1921 Terrorism @drgoddess 04/05/2011 03:44:49 WIB
I added Huny's hilarious tweets to Lisa as well. I had been focused on her snatching of Lil' Kim's wig but it's only fair to go back and include her in the Lampanelli discussion.
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