A Funny Thing Happened with Lisa Lampanelli

Once upon a time, Dr. Goddess was minding her business on Twitter. And by minding her business, we mean talking about Lil' Kim's business, which was misunderstanding a fake RT from Nicki Minaj and going off on her rivals and fans. Lawd. Enter @SisterToldja and someone RTing a (bad, racist) joke from @LisaLampanelliRead More
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A. ManDiesel @a_man126
Say good bye to Osama and hello to Obama (in 2012)
A. ManDiesel @a_man126
NFL Lockout (again) Osama Is Dead, Trump for President, High Gas Prices-One Fucked up country
A. ManDiesel @a_man126
@LisaLampanelli President Bush and Clinton tried to kill Osama and failed! If you want someone dead, hire a Black guy
A. ManDiesel @a_man126
@fgamersf77 yea he didn't do shit anyway it was Navy Seals
jamilah lemieux @JamilahLemieux
Knew someone would make this weak ass joke. RT @LisaLampanelli President Bush and Clinton tried to kill Osama (cont) http://tl.gd/a7k0i4
jamilah lemieux @JamilahLemieux
Indeed@SkyyBlew_xoxo. Many comics do race well. @LisaLampanelli isn't one of them.
jamilah lemieux @JamilahLemieux
Packed dinner for me (Ezekiel bread and a Griller) and the beau (chicken and veggies). Now off to the hospital! #datenightintheER
jamilah lemieux @JamilahLemieux
@docmils stomach issues and no insurance. :-( Nothing major though!
jamilah lemieux @JamilahLemieux
At a hospital deep in BK. Only 6 people waiting for a doctor. Woulda been thrice that by my crib! #datenightintheER
Lisa Lampanelli @LisaLampanelli
@sistertoldja I actually didn't make this comment. I RT'd it from someone at a major newspaper. You're forgiven, dick!
jamilah lemieux @JamilahLemieux
RT @LisaLampanelli: @sistertoldja I actually didn't make this comment. I RT'd it from someone at a major newspaper. You're forgiven, dick!
jamilah lemieux @JamilahLemieux
So not only are YOU unfunny, but you have bad taste in other people's jokes. All forgiven, bitch. @LisaLampanelli
Harry Allen @harryallen
@sistertoldja I've started diggin' @LisaLampanelli, but going to how much money you have is the comic's version of "Do you know who I am?"
jamilah lemieux @JamilahLemieux
RT @Lnchbox33: @LisaLampanelli @sistertoldja What a mindless and ugly twat (what classy followers you have, Lisa)
Harry Allen @harryallen
@LisaLampanelli Of course. But when a comic does that, they've ceased to rely on wit. They've essentially said, "I feel defenseless."
jamilah lemieux @JamilahLemieux
What biz? I'm not a comedian. You, however, are. And you can't handle criticism? You're twice my age, that's nothing new. @LisaLampanelli
jamilah lemieux @JamilahLemieux
RT @LisaLampanelli: Hey guys, some humorless bitch @sistertoldja said I'm not funny. So sad that someone who (cont) http://tl.gd/a7o0s0
jamilah lemieux @JamilahLemieux
So, we've learned that @LisaLampanelli is not only a subtle racist, but she's far too sensitive to be a seasoned comedienne. Pathetic.
jamilah lemieux @JamilahLemieux
And a 50+ woman bragging about her money? Um. And calling me ugly? Hilar. I'm prettier than she could ever buy. The end. @LisaLampanelli
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Dr. Goddess, Taking Teens to #SchoolGirls at @PPT @drgoddess 03/05/2011 19:04:46 WIB
I found a way to add original comments, so I did as much as I could! This will help with context! Woo-Hoo!
greg tee @GregT2U2 03/05/2011 20:26:29 WIB
Oh it got deep! I don't think Li-Li thought Sista was gonna get at her like she did. It's commonly called underestimation.Did I see Li-Li pull out a So-called Negro at her defense? Reminds me of Richards (Seinfeld)cohort, that let his super ego slip,one
Dr. Goddess, Taking Teens to #SchoolGirls at @PPT @drgoddess 04/05/2011 03:44:49 WIB
I added Huny's hilarious tweets to Lisa as well. I had been focused on her snatching of Lil' Kim's wig but it's only fair to go back and include her in the Lampanelli discussion.
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