The Royal Wedding with Dr. Goddess

All the snark, history and witticisms you've come to love from Dr. Goddess, about The Royal Wedding. Hashtag: #RoyalWedding
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I can't believe that because I fell asleep earlier, I am now up and watching The Royal Wedding. Oh well... might as well snark.

29/04/2011 14:33:07 WIB
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But before I snark, let me express my appreciation for the professor who taught me all about Jane Austen novels in college.

29/04/2011 14:33:39 WIB
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Everytime I hear about "Westminster Abbey", I think of Jane Austen ... and her. It was a really good course and Jane Austen went IN!

29/04/2011 14:34:04 WIB
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LOL!!! RT @B_WTB: Trying to ululate on Twitter! Will and Kate will be the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. NO… (cont) http://deck.ly/~mOeFB

29/04/2011 14:36:25 WIB
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RT @BBCWorld: Prince William's title will be Duke of Cambridge, Kate Middleton will be Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cambridge

29/04/2011 14:37:41 WIB
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I'm weak. RT @GMA: Prince William will also get Scottish title, Earl of Strathearn, and Irish title, Baron Carrickfergus #RoyalWedding

29/04/2011 14:39:49 WIB
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I think I'm amused by the #RoyalWedding because Kate is considered "a commoner". LOL. SMH... Good Lawd.

29/04/2011 14:41:56 WIB
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If Jane Austen were on Twitter, she would definitely be snarking the #RoyalWedding & putting people on blast. So, I *curtsy* in her memory!

29/04/2011 14:45:12 WIB
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RT @BeezHunny: What does it all even mean?! I tried trying to make sense of the legion of titles, but if his mama called him Will, so will I

29/04/2011 14:45:30 WIB
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@BeezHunny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!! I think it means "we're claiming the rich, white guy, too over in these parts!"

29/04/2011 14:46:02 WIB
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@BeezHunny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!! I think it means "we're claiming the rich, white guy, too over in these parts!"

29/04/2011 14:46:02 WIB
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RT @udeebee: TELL ME ABOUT IT!!!! RT I think I'm amused by the #RoyalWedding because Kate is considered "a commoner". LOL. SMH... Good Lawd.

29/04/2011 14:46:12 WIB
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And what's deeper? We'd be PEASANTS! RT @udeebee: Apparently non-royals aka normal people are commoners. What is this? The Middle Ages???

29/04/2011 14:46:31 WIB
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I must say, I wish I had the same sense of a national identity and pride like the Brits do. Damn this American racism. #RoyalWedding

29/04/2011 14:47:24 WIB
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Because I will always know my "twoness, one Negro, one American, two warring souls unreconciled..." ---W.E.B. DuBois #RoyalWedding

29/04/2011 14:48:10 WIB
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I guess they stopped on Wedding Day. RT @lolagetslife: @udeebee i have to say, im watching the #BBC & i havent heard the word commoner once.

29/04/2011 14:48:45 WIB
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The tradition is for big hats at the #RoyalWedding , so they clearly should have invited a slew of Black Church women.

29/04/2011 14:49:48 WIB
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In fact, shoutout to the playwright, Regina Taylor, for creating the play, "Crowns" http://twitpic.com/4qvbzc #RoyalWedding

29/04/2011 14:55:29 WIB
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Ooh, I need to see them! RT @lolagetslife: there are quite a few darker faces in the crowd - love it! #royalwedding

29/04/2011 14:57:06 WIB
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They are! RT @BeezHunny: Just wait, these new age royals are gonna tear that whole common/royal notion asunder. This ain't harry potter!

29/04/2011 14:57:40 WIB
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@BeezHunny. I'm sure that after William & Harry saw the shenanigans around their Mom, they said, "We're cool on the Royals" #RoyalWedding

29/04/2011 14:59:07 WIB
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Yeah and broke...LOL!! I mean, it takes 3 generations to change classes. RT @udeebee: *weeping* We are? How? Cos we're Black? #RoyalWedding

29/04/2011 14:59:56 WIB
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LOL!! RT @AminahHanan: ... I see UR following the goings on across the pond. I'll just read your tweets for updates. #RoyalWedding #ICan't

29/04/2011 15:00:22 WIB
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It's just true... SMH. RT @udeebee: I love how you're quoting DuBois with the Royal Wedding hashtag. I'm tickled! #RoyalWedding

29/04/2011 15:00:48 WIB
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The setup is gorgeous! The closest we've had to a wedding like this was in "Coming to America". Viva Eddie Murphy! #RoyalWedding

29/04/2011 15:01:44 WIB
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greg tee @GregT2U2 30/04/2011 12:15:29 WIB
Aside from the initial chuckle I got from Elton's similarity to a 'hobbit', then you hit with this line "British have such pomp and circumstance... and bad teeth." I thought I was the only one who noticed so of course I fell out laughing. Very good story,
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