@BronxZooCobraNY: The *Other* #snakeonthetown

Although @BronxZoosCobra garnered all the attention, this wasn't the only account to feature Tweets from the Bronx Zoo's most famous escapee. Compiled below are the adventures of the cobra's pseudonym, @BronxZooCobraNY, revealing her musings on life in the Big Apple, advice to celebrities, and love/hate relationship with the Kardashians. For a chronicle of @bronxzooscobra's Tweets, please see http://chirpstory.com/li/1008 and http://chirpstory.com/li/1050 Read More
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Just ate my first NY Pizza, and boy was it delicious! #snakeonthetown
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Thinking about visiting Trump today, his hair makes a perfect nesting ground. #bronxzoo #snakeonthetown #cobra
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Catching a Broadway show, Mary Poppins, thank goodness for open doors, just past security. #snakeonthetown #cobra #cnn #bronxzoo
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Still deciding where I'll be living in NY, decisions, decisions.... #snakeonthetown #cobra #bronxzoo #snake
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Hey @Piersmorgan @jack @biz know any good restaurants in NY? Snakes have to eat too!
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Charlie Sheen and I will be appearing together on stage at the Radio City Music Hall #snakeonthetown @piersmorgan #cobra #bronxzoo
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Obama and I will be having a Snake Summit regarding my run for office in Egypt. #snakeonthetown #cobra #bronxzoo #barackobama
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I left the zoo because I was tired of being treated like a snake. I never got any respect. #cobra #cnn #piersmorgan #bronxzoo
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I have no plans of returning to the zoo, so please stop asking. #cobra #bronxzoo
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I canceled my appearance on David Letterman, smells like a trap to me. I'm not your average Cobra. #bronxzoo #cobra #davidletterman
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Found my perfect resting spot for the night, right on Kim Kardashian's tush. #kimkardashian #snakeonthetown #cnn #cobra #khloekardashian
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I started wearing nicotine patches as a way of easing myself into a smoking habit. #bronxzoo #cobra #snakeonthetown
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I've forgotten how to "hang out" with people if alcohol isn't involved. #bronxzoo #snakeonthetown #cobra #cnn
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A few days out of the zoo and I already got a Jury Summons. I'm sending them my Twitter profile to get out of it. Fingers crossed. #cobra
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I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.. #bronxtale #snakeonthetown #cnn #foxnews
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