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Before @BronxZoosCobra, There Was @UnionSqGator

Before #snakeonthetown was even a twinkle in the Bronx Zoo Cobra's eye, a hungry alligator was lurking in the sewers beneath Union Square. Now he's on Twitter! Savor the jaw-smacking fun as @UnionSqGator dishes out culinary advice, disses a certain Bronx Zoo escapee, romances his fellow Twitterers, and speculates on the meaning of his subterranean life. Read More
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@UnionSqGator
@BronxZoosCobra. I know a great lunchspot for Mexican. It's called Bodega. Try not to swallow the belt-buckles.
@UnionSqGator
Still can't believe the Florida Gators lost to Butler ... I mean can anybody even tell me what state Butler's in?? #ncaa #gators
@UnionSqGator
NYPD nabs subway toll-jumpers all the time. Better to crawl under them. Maybe have a lot of teeth too.
@UnionSqGator
Women of NYC with alligator bags: Clint Eastwood saw dead Morgan Freeman on display in "Unforgiven", and we all know how that ended...
@UnionSqGator
...and Clint had old people teeth.
@UnionSqGator
@peoplemag. Do you guys know any good seafood restaurants near Union Square?
The Talk @TheTalkCBS
@BronxZoosCobra #TheTalk urges u to turn yourself in, live on 2day's show! There's an open invitation to slither into our studio as a guest!
@UnionSqGator
@TheTalk_CBS. I not handling the emotional displacement of a Cobra getting my press. Do you know a therapist I can eat ... I mean talk to?
Fox News @FoxNews
Officials say it could take weeks before deadly runaway #cobra is captured at #BronxZoo http://fxn.ws/fz4oFp Satire Twitter: @BronxZoosCobra
@UnionSqGator
@foxnews. Hey Mister Fair-and-Balanced ... do "equal time" rules apply here or what??
Kim @kimt205
@jimdunaway Besides you of course , @bronxzooscobra may be my favorite Tweeter ever!
@UnionSqGator
@kimt205. Kim, sweetie, don't shut yourself off to new ideas. There's a whole world out there Kimmicakes. I'm part cajun by the way.
Kim @kimt205
LOL!RT@UnionSqGator:Kim,sweetie, don't shut yourself off to new ideas. There's a whole world out there Kimmicakes.I'm part cajun by the way.
Kim @kimt205
I just got the best tweet ever from @UnionSqGator .... I think I'm in love! ; p
Kim @kimt205
Just when I thought @UnionSqGator was all mine, he disappears. #fickle
Angie @AngieLynchipoo
The world is a much better place when animals tweet: @shamu @unionsqgator @BronxZoosCobra
Kim @kimt205
@alotofnothing did you see where I have professed my undying love for @unionsqgator ? He's 1/2 Cajun yanno. ; p
Angie @AngieLynchipoo
@kimt205 how do you think i learned about @UnionSqGator? all you, lady.
@UnionSqGator
@kimt205. Kimmy, sweet Kimmy, I want you to do something for me. I got this itch RIGHT in the middle of my back. Would you?
Kim @kimt205
*swoon* RT @UnionSqGator:Kimmy, sweet Kimmy, I want you to do something for me. I got this itch RIGHT in the middle of my back. Would you?
@UnionSqGator
Burt Reynolds totally got Oscar-snubbed in the 1976 Best Actor category for his work in "Gator".
@UnionSqGator
The picture that went viral a few years ago of the zookeeper's severed arm in a gator's mouth was all just a huge misunderstanding. Honest.
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