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Adventures of a #snakeonthetown

It didn't take long for the Bronx Zoo's escaped Egyptian cobra to acquire his own Twitter account and begin chronicling his adventures in the Big Apple. Compiled below are the @BronxZoosCobra's Tweets so far, including his spats with the @BronxZookeeper, pursuit from @BronxZoosHawk and other foes, commentary on NY celebrities...and eventual, tragic capture. Here's a compilation of @BronxZoosCobra's further adventures from within zoo captivity: http://chirpstory.com/li/1050 Read More
biology ZOO COBRA BRONX
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Day One: Hitting the Big Apple
Bronx Zoo @BronxZoo
We understand interest in this story & that everyone wants us 2 find the missing snake. Right now,it's the snake's game. http://bit.ly/bzcob
Bronx Zoo's Cobra @BronxZoosCobra
I want to thank those animals from the movie "Madagascar." They were a real inspiration.
Bronx Zoo's Cobra @BronxZoosCobra
Dear NYC, Apples and snakes have gone together since the beginning.
Bronx Zoo's Cobra @BronxZoosCobra
I should take in a Broadway show. Anyone heard anything about this "Spiderman" musical?
Bronx Zoo's Cobra @BronxZoosCobra
I do speak Parseltongue, but with a thick Bronx accent.
Bronx Zoo's Cobra @BronxZoosCobra
Anyone know if Rebecca Black lives in NYC? No reason.
Bronx Zoo's Cobra @BronxZoosCobra
Want to clear up a misconception. I'm not poisonous as has been reported. I'm venomous. Super venomous, but not poisonous so don't worry.
Bronx Zoo's Cobra @BronxZoosCobra
A lot of people are asking how I can tweet with no access to a computer or fingers. Ever heard of an iPhone? Duh.
Sorrel McDonough @styrogirls
@BronxZoosCobra Can you turn GPS tracking on your iPhone please? No reason.
Bronx Zoo's Cobra @BronxZoosCobra
Sure, let me just...wait a second! RT @JamColoured @BronxZoosCobra Can you turn GPS tracking on your iPhone please? No reason
Bronx Zoo's Cobra @BronxZoosCobra
What does it take to get a cab in this city?! It's cause I'm not white isn't it.
Bronx Zoo's Cobra @BronxZoosCobra
Donald Trump is thinking about running for president?! Don't worry, I'll handle this. Where is Trump Tower exactly?
Bronx Zoo's Cobra @BronxZoosCobra
If you want to find me, I right in front of the original Ray's Pizza.
Bronx Zoo's Cobra @BronxZoosCobra
You know I like fat bottomed girls. I'm from the Bronx. Duh.

The Authorities Catch On:

Bronx Zookeeper @BronxZookeeper
Seriously, @BronxZoosCobra. I give you special entrance to the rodent exhibit and this is how you re-pay me? NOT COOL.
Bronx Zoo's Cobra @BronxZoosCobra
Holding very still in the snake exhibit at the Museum of Natural History. This is gonna be hilarious!
Bronx Zookeeper @BronxZookeeper
Joining @foursquare, hoping this bastard checks in somewhere.
Bronx Zoo's Cobra @BronxZoosCobra
If one more person on the street asks me, "Do you like comedy?" someone's getting bit. #snakeonthetown
Bronx Zookeeper @BronxZookeeper
Per HopStop - 3 TRAINS AND AN HOUR+ FROM MY POST TO THE MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY. #damnyouMTA
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Chirpinator @chirpinator 31/03/2011 14:20:32 WIB
Also includes the latest from @bronxzooshawk, @bronxzookeeper, @bronxmouse, bronxzoohbadger, and the rest of the gang!
Chirpinator @chirpinator 01/04/2011 13:46:59 WIB
Updated with day four of @BronxZoosCobra's adventures, including her capture and the mourning that followed.
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