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What started out as a "maybe I'll live-tweet as I listen to the oral arguments hahaha" idea turned into a four hour project. I think I'll mark up the transcript with the must-re.. Read More

So this happened... again. Pay close attention to dooglives' repeated demands that I answer his questions about whether I hold POTUSes to the "same critical standard." Notice.. Read More

Charles Davis, one of Greenwald's biggest fans (along with ohtarzie, kevincarson1, and others) has been creepily obsessed with me for several weeks now. Whether it's writing hat.. Read More

Today was pretty boring. Basically, they argued whether or not the individual mandate could be severed from the rest of the bill should the Court decide to strike down the indivi.. Read More

Billy wasn't funny; It shoulda been Eddie; J-Lo was nipply; Angelina looked hungry; Colin was Firthy; Meryl was *Meryl*, and we now worship at the altar of socialist France. Mer.. Read More

Make it stop. Somebody. For the love of whatever. -ABLxx Read More

1) Watch Vampire Diaries; 2) ???? 3) PROFIT! Read More

Because patriotism. -ABLxx P.S. I made it right to the end of the address before being thrown into Twitmo, so I didn't include any Mitch Daniel-related tweets. I know you're.. Read More

I had a doozy of a chirpstory going last night and then I lost it. Stupid computer. So I'm just throwing my own tweets in a story. Sorry all those other people whose tweets we.. Read More

Because America. -ABLxx Read More

With the shouldn't-need-to-be-said caveat that sexual harassment or assault is not a laughing matter, here are some quips, barbs, and general hilarities about Herman Cain Present.. Read More

You're welcome. Read More

People are jumping up my ass because I had the temerity to express some criticism about this Wall Street occupation business. I think folks missed the tweets where I expressed.. Read More

I don't know who started these tax cut humor shenanigans, but I was LITERALLY*** dying of laughter. ***And by "literally," I mean "figuratively." -ABLxx Read More

I had to switch over to my @stopthemadness account in the middle of the debate. So much Republican fuckery. So few allotted status updates per hour. -ABL/stopthemadness Read More

Twitter is at its best when it is reacting to natural disasters... which is why we're all going to be found dead with our fingers melted into our keyboards when a Serious Disaste.. Read More

This Chirpstory is a nice companion to the "Anthony Noel is a Nutbag" Chirpstory from hell. It's short and amusing. Let it wash over you like so many tears of a clown. Read More

No comment necessary. ETA: Comment added: Meet Anthony Noel. He is pretending to be a "progressive." Likely trained in the basement of some conservative think tank, he has bee.. Read More

Happy #ff (#FollowFriday) to our #TFY tweeps! Here are links to some great reading, brought to you by some of the #ff-iest folk around. Read More