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The trick to a perfect sauce is to BUY THE SAUCE. Who do you think you are? You think you're better than a company that makes sauce?! ASSHOL
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@laVoleuse If you're following any of our recipes, we're slowly killing you every day! Tune in on June 6th for our antidote episode!
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Thanks for working all day on this holiday-themed meal. Let's watch your family silently wolf it down and hate you slightly less than usual
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Dining etiquette tip: Even though they're called "MEALworms" people get all snobby if you bring a bag of them to a restaurant
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The Food Network is NOT running out of ideas. Look, here's an onion I covered in glitter. I call it a glonion. ok, fine, change the fucki
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Trouble with spicy food? Build a tolerance by rubbing a few drops of hotsauce on your butthole and sending me pictures. please hurry
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Spice up any meal by tossing a bag of brown recluse spiders up in the air at a ceiling fan
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Worried about holiday weight gain? Too late now, you've been fat for years
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The Food Network would like to apologize for our earlier typo: we want to see what's in your pantRies. Nice pubes though
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Hey people named Stewart, I have a coffee table book called Stew Art & it's pictures of chunky liquid. how's that make you feel? Bad I bet
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We're joined in the studio by the inventor of food, Ron Paul, as he explains why Golden Grahams should be the standard for breakfast
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Try to wash your hands before preparing food like 65% of the time at least
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RT this for a chance to win...uhh...ssss...a...pot of...looks like soup? From the FoodNetwork! Enter today!
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Need a pick-me-up? Try 80-100 cups of coffee a day for an average adult. Huh? Apparently that's a fatal dose? you're WELCOME
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Viewers: please stop addressing mail to "glistening ham with soulpatch" His name is Michael Symon and he's getting really touchy
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We once again remind our viewers that "ants on a log" are actually raisins on a celery stick. Honestly how are you people alive
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8 Fast Meals You Can Make for Your Kids if you don't care about them a lot
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The Debate Continues: Are Eggs Healthy to Eat? We recommend removing the shell and not eating eggs you find on the ground
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Tired of leftovers? Eat until you're in physical pain and stop complaining about how you have too much food, you 1st world nightmare
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Tonight at 10, "How Much Bacon Can I Eat?" Our experts yell at some nerds to shut up about bacon forever. Everyone knows it's tasty, CHRIST
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Contest!!! Send the Food Network pictures of your zaniest meals! be naked in the picture or you probably won't win
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Save all the oil you use when cooking and pour it into your basement for your very own basement flooded with disgusting oil #lifehacks
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Later today on Bobby Flay's Barbecue Addiction, Bobby Flay cooks and eats his own toes. "I have a problem," says host
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Is It Healthy? A question that little wussy chefs everywhere are asking for some dumb reason? IT'S FOOD JSUT EAT IT GOD
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