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The sky looks like it's going to spit on me. But for the moment, it is doing a vicious little dance. -
A strange light has been switched on.
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Danger noises coming from a distance.
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Movement in the air from something that hasn't happened.
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The crows already know. They have become quiet.
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The trees know nothing. They just stand and wave.
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@firuzap They also wantonly provide refuge to birds waiting to shit on our heads
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Not suggesting trees are stupid, only that they are not sentient in the same way.
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Don't get me wrong.
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There are many things far stupider than trees, were I to claim that trees were stupid.
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Which I am not doing.
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For example, I have a stalker who politely wishes me good morning every day. At roughly 1 PM.
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Give or take half an hour.
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That's stupid.
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There's a person I know who repeats every instruction you give them. Twice. And still gets it wrong.
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@firuzap Guilty as charged. *hastens to a sheepish retreat*
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The stalker has just issued a poorly-worded threat. Now that's really stupid.
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The varieties of stupidity I encounter are so many and so inventive that sometimes I fear for the human race.
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@firuzap Stupidity and inventiveness. Can they go together?
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But the point, before I was interrupted, was to tell you about the light and the dance and the sky that is about to spit.
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Feels like something is about to happen.
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